THOUGHTS TO PONDER ON

[squid]

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

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I had amnesia once -- or twice.

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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?

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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the Interstate.

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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. MY FAV..LOL

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My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

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How can there be self-help "groups"?

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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

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Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

[Troutfisher]

;D  Very good jokes.

[senile1]

Good stuff, Squid.  My favorite:  All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

[Guest the_muddy_man]

Another Wright fan!!!!!!!! My Favorite

I went into a diner that had a sign out front BREAFAST SERVED AT ALL TIMES, so I ordered PANCAKES DURING THE RENNISANCE, they weren't amused ;D

[Cigarlover 1]

Love Steven Wright.

"All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand."

"I intend to live forever - so far, so good."

[skillet]

 Steven Wright's mind must travel on a different wave-length than the rest of us. Having to think about something for a split-second to get the full effect is his middle name. I love it when he gets so tickled at himself that he can't hold that straight face...

                                                As Ever,

                                                 Skillet