Old People ( Got To Love'm )

[frogtog]

Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as

part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and

bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office

and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous

day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc,

it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I

tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then

with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the

teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,

first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it

between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar

open.

[skillet]

 Really liked that one. Even though  is always great and gets the old heart working better, sometimes a good smile makes your day.

 That shows how preconceived ideas color present thoughts. Thanks ...

                                                 As Ever,

                                                  Skillet

[tritonman]

That's funny ;D ;D ;D ;D

[justfishin]

Thats funny, I don't care who you are, ;D ;D ;D

[Shad_Master]

One of the funniest things I've read in a long time ;D ;D ;D

[Other.]

LOL i told some of my freinds that and they all laughed so hard.

[Matt Fly]

Very funny.    Does that hit home for any of our forum members?

Matt.

[MALTESE FALCON]

frogtog, that was a good one. Thanks for a good laugh.

Falcon

[squid]

NICE ONE

[HUNTER19]

thta is a good one for sure suprised on the ending for sure!!!! ;D

[frogtog]

Bet yall had ulgy thoughts on your mind, Did'nt you.