squid Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 Water or Wine It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. Body waste. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling or filtering and/or fermenting. WATER = poop WINE = HEALTH Ergo: It's better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of CRAP. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service!!!! Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted March 12, 2007 Super User Posted March 12, 2007 Do you KNOW what fish do in water? Stick with wine, beer & whiskey...Don't worry...Be happy! Quote
Siebert Outdoors Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 now I know why people say I'm full of poop. I drink about a gallon of water a day. I'm switching to budweiser. Quote
fezkoe Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 ha thats really funny. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. But since im not old enough to drink, i guess ill just have to be full of crap for a while. Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted March 13, 2007 Super User Posted March 13, 2007 drinking water is against my religion. Tequila and cabs for me. Quote
Super User burleytog Posted March 13, 2007 Super User Posted March 13, 2007 As long as water has been sufficiently chlorinated, there will be no pathogens present. Quote
justfishin Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 I have a friend that when he drinks too much wine, he gets full of crap. So its not only the water,lol. I have found that I balance my intake of water and Yuenglings beer nicely. Also, if you are underage just stick with the water my friend. Quote
logger Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 Squid, according to your theory I was amazingly healthy in college!! Man I feel a lot better about all the beer money I spent. Quote
squid Posted March 13, 2007 Author Posted March 13, 2007 Squid, according to your theory I was amazingly healthy in college!! Man I feel a lot better about all the beer money I spent. YOU KNOW...WHEN I WAS IN THE MILITARY...I WAS HEALTHY MYSELF....DRANK ALMOST EVERY NIGHT....NEVER HAD A BEER GUT. NOW SINCE I DON'T DRINK SO MUCH OR AT ALL ANYMORE...I HAVE A WATER GUT? TIME TO SWITCH BACK TO BEING HEALTHY AGAIN....LOL Quote
tritonman Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 I'll just stick to my pickle juice.. it'll knock the (poop) out of you ;D ;D Quote
squid Posted March 13, 2007 Author Posted March 13, 2007 I'll just stick to my pickle juice.. it'll knock the (poop) out of you ;D ;D THAT AND THE MOONSHINE YOUR UNCLE BRINGS UP FROM NC....YUCK Quote
tritonman Posted March 13, 2007 Posted March 13, 2007 Squid.. I'm takin orders he's coming up next month Quote
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