Guest the_muddy_man Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 You having a bad day? Well, then consider this... In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner. Having a bad day? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdex spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most ex- pensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. STILL think you're having a bad day? Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death. What? Still having a bad day? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better? Quote
skillet Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 DAAYUM! I just didn't realize how good my day had gone . Thanks!! As Ever, Skillet Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted March 10, 2007 Super User Posted March 10, 2007 Thank you sir for the smile. I guess my day's are not so bad after all. Quote
Gotta Love It Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Thanks Muddy... As always, you made me laugh!!! ;D Quote
RottManK9 Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 What would we do without the MuddyMAN bringing knowledge and funny ha ha's to us on a daily! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
justfishin Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Muddy, I really did have a bad day yesterday but, your post made me laugh so hard I forgot about it, thanks. ;D ;D ;D Quote
Super User Catt Posted March 10, 2007 Super User Posted March 10, 2007 Weather forecast for today 03/10/07 Patchy fog before 9am. Otherwise, partly cloudy, with a high near 77. Calm wind becoming south around 5 mph. My work forecast for today 03/10/07 10:00 AM to 6:00 PM :'( :'( :'( :'( Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Hey Catt forget work go fishin you will feel better Quote
Super User burleytog Posted March 10, 2007 Super User Posted March 10, 2007 Or just do what I do and fish at work. Starting Sunday, I'll be fishing pretty much every day from 6 till dark. 8-) Quote
Guest avid Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 LOL Classic Muddyman. You should have your own column somewhere. I'd read it everyday, just to realize how blessed I truly am. thanks bud. avid Quote
bigdog Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 Too too funny.I'll keep those in mind for when I'm thinking I'm having a bad day. Thanks Muddy!! Quote
Super User Grey Wolf Posted March 10, 2007 Super User Posted March 10, 2007 Keep em coming Muddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
radiob Posted March 12, 2007 Posted March 12, 2007 Muddy, Thnx a million I needed that. The Radio Guy Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted March 12, 2007 Super User Posted March 12, 2007 That was good Muddy. ;D Quote
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