You having a bad day?

[Guest the_muddy_man]

You having a bad day?

Well, then consider this...

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 a.m. on Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.  

The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about.  Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

 Having a bad day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdex spill in Alaska was $80,000.  At a special ceremony, two of the most ex- pensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

 

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.  Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

 STILL think you're having a bad day?

 Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany.  Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What? Still having a bad day?

 Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.

It came back with "Return to Sender" stamped on it.  Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?

[skillet]

 DAAYUM!

   I just didn't realize how good my day had gone . Thanks!!

                                                As Ever,

                                                 Skillet

[Jimzee]

Thank you sir for the smile.  I  guess my day's are not so bad after all.

[frogtog]

It's great to be alive every day. :

[Gotta Love It]

Thanks Muddy... As always, you made me laugh!!! ;D

[RottManK9]

What would we do without the MuddyMAN bringing knowledge and funny ha ha's to us on a daily! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[justfishin]

Muddy, I really did have a bad day yesterday but, your post made me laugh so hard I forgot about it, thanks. ;D ;D ;D

[Catt]

Weather forecast for today 03/10/07

Patchy fog before 9am. Otherwise, partly cloudy, with a high near 77. Calm wind becoming south around 5 mph.

My work forecast for today 03/10/07

10:00 AM to 6:00 PM

:'( :'( :'( :'(

[Guest the_muddy_man]

Hey Catt forget work go fishin you will feel better

[burleytog]

Or just do what I do and fish at work.

Starting Sunday, I'll be fishing pretty much every day from 6 till dark.   8-)

[Other.]

The last one was the best ;D

[Guest avid]

LOL

Classic Muddyman.

You should have your own column somewhere.

I'd read it everyday, just to realize how blessed I truly am.

thanks bud.

avid

[bigdog]

Too too funny.I'll keep those in mind for when I'm thinking I'm having a bad day. Thanks Muddy!!

[Grey Wolf]

Keep em coming Muddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[radiob]

Muddy,

Thnx a million I needed that.

The Radio Guy

[Redlinerobert]

That was good Muddy.   ;D