squid Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had been giving their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Indiana, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Utah . He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Michigan girl. He said that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal... and besides that, she should be willing and able to perform well each night in bed. He said the first day he didn't see anything. The second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and start the lawn mower. Gotta love those MICHIGAN girls. Quote
Super User MALTESE FALCON Posted March 6, 2007 Super User Posted March 6, 2007 You must be talking about my son-in-law.LOL Falcon Quote
squid Posted March 6, 2007 Author Posted March 6, 2007 You must be talking about my son-in-law.LOL Falcon LOL....DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE MY FATHER IN-LAW...LMAO Quote
frogtog Posted March 6, 2007 Posted March 6, 2007 That was a good one, sounds like something my sister would do. Quote
squid Posted March 7, 2007 Author Posted March 7, 2007 SORRY, BUT THOSE OF US WHO KNOW...DO....LOL SOMETIMES IT IS THE TRUTH THAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE HUMORUS....AND HERE IN MICHIGAN....IT IS THE TRUTH. Quote
tipptruck1 Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 Heck it just not Michigan girls that will do that. I live in Wisconsin and even my mother will slap me when I ask her to do some thing for me. Quote
Water Dog Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 There are not too many of those 1930's models around anymore... I went fishing with a guy and his son a few years ago. This was stream fishing for trout. The man's wife made fried chicken for us and brought it to us on the creek bank in a peck bucket with ice tea and the fixings. That woman's table was always bending in the middle with food piled on it. Went back several times, those people sure knew how to live! Quote
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