Guest Texas_Bass_Pro Posted February 25, 2007 Posted February 25, 2007 Why I fired my Secretary. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone " Happy Birthday." I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids... They will remember. My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday ! " It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me." I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go !" We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful day.. We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?" I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind ?" She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner." After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back." "Ok." I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday". And I just sat there... On the couch... Naked. Quote
Guest Texas_Bass_Pro Posted February 25, 2007 Posted February 25, 2007 And you all thought that the bait monkey was evil. LOL Quote
Super User Dan: Posted February 26, 2007 Super User Posted February 26, 2007 lol, up until that last line, i thought, aww, that's nice but then the i read the last word and the story's nature instantly changed. Quote
Floridabassking352 Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 ROFL!!! That was hilarious! Quote
fishbear Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 I just spit coffee all over my monitor.. lmao ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
DEISWERTH Posted February 26, 2007 Posted February 26, 2007 Thanks, you gave me a good laugh today ;D Quote
fezkoe Posted February 27, 2007 Posted February 27, 2007 HAHAHA. After this stressful day, that was a good pick me up. That would be so akward. Quote
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