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If I were doing the surfin I could just hear the guy throwing the dynamite yell...."LOOK OUT BAD THROW"!!! ;) That was pertty creative, you've got to admit.

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I am sure the proper authorities are checking that out!

[move]NEWS REPORT[/move]

"A bunch of idiotic kids went surfing today when one of their partners threw in a few sticks of dynamite causing a great wave to propel the other kid who was surfing. The proper authorities have checked the regulations and stated that dynamite surfing is in fact ILLEGAL. Therefore to conclude this news report the kids were arrested and sent to a Mental Correctional Facility where they will spend the rest of their lives. Needless to say, luckily no one was hurt during this strategic and rather immature act of 'Dynamite Surfing'.

THIS JUST IN! I was incorrect about the casualties from this inconsiderate act. Apparently a neighbor hood dog saw the dynamite being thrown and therefore, being trained to 'fetch the stick' dove in after the dynamite stick and therefore blew up to smitherines. The dog owner Low_Budget_Hookers is sueing the kids for a million dollars, and states that the kids are responsible for getting him a new pet. Another casualty was the abundant number of fish destroyed in the lake, the PETA members are rallying against the kids demanding that they should re-stock the lake immediatley and to discontinue the act of 'dynamite surfing'.

I am Susie Cambell, CNN news "

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