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Earrings.

Simple earrings.

They love earrings.

Just as we can't have enough poles, they can't have enough earrings.

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You guys are crazy.  ;D thanks for the tips!  I would tak eher fishn but she wouldnt go.  it would have to get alot warmer.  what does that spa thing run??

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Write her a poem (love; women love that sensitive crap) and take her to a place that she loves, if you can't think of anything she would like, ask her...

You: "Honey if you had to pick the most expensive and outrageous place to go or do where I could spend my entire pay check and be bored, where would it be?"  ;D

JK!

You (seriously): "Honey, where would be a place I could take you to where you and I could enjoy ourselves and enjoy our time together? I really want to make you happy"

Her: "SPA!"  ;D 8-)

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Day at the Spa  

Girls dig it!

1 million percent!!!! I get one for my wife and mom and its the best gift you can buy a woman. It runs about a hundred bucks for 1 hour full body massage...a day at the spa will be more, depends where you go.

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Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue

And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze.

Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.

You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.

Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;

I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,

Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,

What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,

To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.

You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,

You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,

My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.

Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,

We go together like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;

They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day

From the cooler at Kroger. That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.

"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.

Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.

I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,

More useful than diamonds......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR

 

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Spa trip will run from $50-$200 depending on what  level you go for.  50 will get her a nice message.  Be sure to give her cash in hand for tipping also.  Combine that with a poem and you're good for a nice Loomis combo when your birthday rolls around ;)

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