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FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long.

One who thinks before he speaks

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I want him to be gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, be not annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh, For a man who makes love to my mind

And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I want this man to love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.

I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a (crap).

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I dream of a girl about 4 feet tall with a flat head.

I always have a place to put my beer.

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That brought tears to my eyes. It has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. 8-)

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LOL!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D....

need...to catch.....breath......

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D....

*faints*  :-/

  • Super User
Posted

Roses are red and rats are gray

Your're a big fat toad, but I love you anyway

I'm still workin' on it...

  • Super User
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NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

I sprayed Dr. Pepper on the computer screen.

Falcon

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