Super User fourbizz Posted February 12, 2007 Super User Posted February 12, 2007 FEMALE POEM I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I want him to be gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, be not annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do more. Oh, For a man who makes love to my mind And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I want this man to love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MALE POEM I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a (crap). Quote
Guest avid Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 I dream of a girl about 4 feet tall with a flat head. I always have a place to put my beer. Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted February 13, 2007 Author Super User Posted February 13, 2007 and her dentures Quote
BassChaser57 Posted February 13, 2007 Posted February 13, 2007 That brought tears to my eyes. It has to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. 8-) Quote
logger Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 That is hilarious. I can't believe that Hallmark hasn't put that in a card yet! Quote
John J. Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 LOL! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.... need...to catch.....breath...... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D.... *faints* :-/ Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted February 14, 2007 Super User Posted February 14, 2007 Roses are red and rats are gray Your're a big fat toad, but I love you anyway I'm still workin' on it... Quote
Super User burleytog Posted February 14, 2007 Super User Posted February 14, 2007 Forget the liquor store, she needs to own a bait & porn shop. Quote
Super User MALTESE FALCON Posted February 14, 2007 Super User Posted February 14, 2007 NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!! I sprayed Dr. Pepper on the computer screen. Falcon Quote
BASS fisherman Posted February 14, 2007 Posted February 14, 2007 That's my kind of joke there boy. ;D Quote
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