Guest the_muddy_man Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 An old man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice--picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Moral: Some old men can still think fast... Quote
Super User Catt Posted January 31, 2007 Super User Posted January 31, 2007 at least it wasn't a Thibodeaux & Boudreaux joke Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted January 31, 2007 Posted January 31, 2007 I couldnt post the only 2 I know on here Quote
Super User Alpster Posted February 1, 2007 Super User Posted February 1, 2007 at least it wasn't a Thibodeaux & Boudreaux joke I tot I knowed a few o dem der jokes yea sher! Brought yousef to ma shak an I'll tol you one o dem. LOL ;D Ronnie Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted February 1, 2007 Posted February 1, 2007 Hey Ronnie and Carl you guys know the one with the Duck Tape,Nutria Sweet and *****-Willow CANT TELL THAT ONE HERE has to wait til the FORK> Quote
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