John J. Posted January 8, 2007 Posted January 8, 2007 There were three bucks in the woods. There was the Alpha buck who was the dominant 16 pointer of his territory, he had plenty of battle scars and stories to tell of his victories. Beside him was the Mega Buck who was a decent 9 pointer, he too had battle scars but not as many as the alpha and he had a few stories of success to tell, he unfortunatley was the better looking buck of them. Then there was an immature, peace loving button buck, who was skittish and never got into a fight in his life! One day the three bucks were trotting down their trail over looking a meadow where a bunch of does were grazing. It was in the rut and their hormones was on the brink! The alpha buck turned and looked at the other bucks and chuckled "Man, I tell you guys, it is great that I am the alpha buck, I can go down to that meadow and I can gurantee you EVERY doe would want me!" the mega buck kind of sniffled his laugh and said "Yeah, you get all the big, old does, and I get all the pretty, healthy, young does! Who, with one look will come running to me!" the alpha buck and the mega buck just laughed and joked around with the other when the button buck held his head low and went and laid down by a pine tree. The other two bucks felt horrible and asked the button head, "What's wrong?", the button buck just looked up with a big frown and said "I wish I was as big and muscular as you guys, I never get the chance to have any does like me, they always laugh at me or chace me off..." the button buck then added "I tell you what I'll do! The next buck that shows up, I will stand up and challenge him! Yeah, yeah! Then all the does will like me!!" The button head then got cheery and stood up with pride. The Alpha buck and the Mega buck both just mocked him and laughed at him. Then all of a sudden a monsterous buck showed up! He was easily 300 pounds, his racks were like swords, and his muscular body would make a body builder look small. The buck came walking through with heavy foot steps and it made the alpha buck look like a whimpy spike! All of a sudden the button buck rushed over to a bush and started kicking and thrashing his head into it, as well as stomping on the ground and kicking up dirt! The other two bucks instantly had sympathy for the buck and acknowledged the button bucks bravery, but too much was too much! They didn't want to see the button buck die! So they yelled out, "Don't! It's not worth it! In a few years you will have a great set of horns and we will help you get stronger, and have a better chance at those does!" the button head instantly stopped and turned toward the other two bucks and hollared with despiration! "I don't want to fight HIM, he'll murder me!!! I just want to make sure he knows that I am a BUCK!!!" ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
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