Guest the_muddy_man Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 Hi, I just had to share this secret recipe, enjoy, be sure to read the entire process! Subject: Christmas Cookie Recipe Christmas Cookie Recipe This is the best recipe I have ever seen! Read the entire thing! Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar.Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. Just in case. Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a Dewscriver. Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Crown Royal. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of AR, or somefink.. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the bottle of Crown Royal. Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Cherry Mistmas Quote
fishbear Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 muddy, I tried that recipe one time. Woke up the next morning looked like a tornado had gone thru the kitchen.... took me 2 hrs. to clean it all up.... except that my recipe called for Jose Cuervo.... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
Guest avid Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 I know that recipe. I mixed it once back in Brooklyn. woke up in Chicago. I thought it was magic untill I got the credit card bill. Seems like I also bought alot of earrings and bracelets. Santa was good to some girl that year. Wonder if she was pretty? Quote
Super User KU_Bassmaster. Posted December 16, 2006 Super User Posted December 16, 2006 I think LBH might have tried this last night. Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 Hey KU I was gonna post that because I spoke with him in the Am and I was trying to be discreet WHAT WAS I THINKING Quote
RiskKid. Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 I drank some of those cookies last night.........a little Holiday spirit after going to see Aaron Neville do a Christmas show with the Nashville Symphony.....Every now and again those cookies are just right Quote
Super User cart7t Posted December 16, 2006 Super User Posted December 16, 2006 I'm going to the In-laws Christmas party tonight, I'm sure that recipe will be attempted by the whole crew. ;D Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 hey Avid I seen the girl you were with on that trip, she was on the Springer Show. Theres something you need to know PM Me QUICK Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 6 pm, just woke up,...okay NOW you can lay into me,lol Quote
YankeesWin Posted December 16, 2006 Posted December 16, 2006 Maybe it's just more fun to "lay into ya" when your sleepin'. Quote
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