Sounds Fishy to me

[Guest the_muddy_man]

AN OLD REDNECK WAS STOPPED BY A GAME WARDEN WITH TWO ICE CHESTS FULL OF LIVE

FISH IN WATER, LEAVING A LAKE WELL KNOWN FOR ITS FISHING. THE GAME WARDEN

ASKED THE MAN, "DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE TO CATCH THOSE FISH?"

"NAW, MY FRIEND, I AIN'T GOT NO LICENSE. THESE HERE ARE MY PET FISH."

"PET FISH?"

"YEP. EVERY NIGHT I TAKE THESE FISH DOWN TO THE LAKE AND LET 'EM SWIM' ROUND

FOR A WHILE. THEN I WHISTLE AND THEY JUMP RIGHT BACK INTO THIS ICE CHEST AND

I TAKE 'EM HOME."

"THAT'S A BUNCH OF BS! FISH CAN'T DO THAT!"

THE OLD REDNECK LOOKED AT THE GAME WARDEN FOR A MOMENT AND THEN SAID, "IT'S

THE TRUTH.  I'LL SHOW YOU.  IT REALLY WORKS."

"OKAY, I'VE GOT TO SEE THIS!"

THE OLD REDNECK POURED THE FISH INTO THE LAKE AND STOOD AND WAITED.  AFTER

SEVERAL MINUTES, THE GAME WARDEN TURNED TO HIM AND SAID, "WELL?"

"WELL, WHAT?" SAID THE REDNECK.

"WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CALL THEM BACK?"

"CALL WHO BACK?"

"THE FISH!"

"WHAT FISH?"

[Grey Wolf]

Yer killin me!!!!!!!!!

[Troutfisher]

I've heard it before but it's still good.  ;D

[paparock]

That was a good one Muddy I had not heard that one before.

Did you hear about the redneck the game warden suspected of fishing using dynamite? The Warden wanted to confront him about the rumors he had been hearing but when he caught up with the suspect the old redneck was about to launch his boat. The old man said if you want to talk to me you better get in cause I'm leaving in this here boat so the Warden got in. The old redneck motored around for a while like he was looking for the exact right spot to fish, stopped the boat and opened his big old tackle box sitting at his feet and began rummaging around inside it. The Warden seized the opportunity and said Clim I have been hearing bad things about you breaking the law by dynamiting fish. The old redneck didn't say a word but just kept rummaging around in his old tackle box. This angered the Warden so he said louder Clim did you hear me you are being accused of being a game thief! The old redneck sat up with a lit stick of dynamite in his hands. The Warden could not believe the old man's audacity to do such a thing in front of an officer of the law. That's when Clim pitched the stick of dynamite who's fuse by now had burned very short into the hands of the Warden and said you going to talk or are you going to fish?

[senile1]

Great jokes, Muddy_Man and Paparock!

[Troutfisher]

lol That was a good one too, Paparock!

[Siebert Outdoors]

great one muddy

[BASS fisherman]

Thats a good joke muddy.  I read it to my Dad and he about peed his pants laughing so hard.