YET ANOTHER WEIGHT GUESSING THREAD

[Guest the_muddy_man]

WHAT IS THE SAFEST ANSWER TO GIVE WHEN SHE ASKS" HONEY DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

[Hawgin]

"Why no honey, those pants don't make your butt look fat, it does that all on it's own."

[Deuceu72]

You say................."Baby, I am attracted to you no matter what you wear".............that'll get you off the lake and into the bedroom in no time!  ;D ;D

[SPEEDBEAD.]

Has anyone heard of the 5th amendment....yeah, that would be my approach.

Ignore if possible, deny if pressured!!!!

[Top]

sometimes you just have to take one for the team and say "no honey you look nice" and just leave it at that

AL

[Siebert Outdoors]

You guys know we have wives on the board and we dont need to let our our secrets. LOL

[Pond Hopper]

Tell her only when she takes her clothes off.  Thatll give you some peace and quiet.  

[Guest the_muddy_man]

I wish I knew about the 5th amendment when i was a younger man A long while ago I got the question, from that commercial asked to me you know If you were to be with one of my girlfriends who would it be? I was 22 years old and this GF at the time, her name was Stella asked me that same quesion and like a fool I said your cousin and she said well then you can ask her out then and didnt speak to me EVER I mean Ever agian Never did get to go out with her cousin

[Zel]

When I've been asked this question in the past, it seems they don't really want to know whether or not you think they look fat, and they really don't want your opinion on fashion. They want you to reassure them that you find them attractive.  So think in relative terms the answer is always NO.

[Guest the_muddy_man]

Hey Zel you always have such a sensible answer Probablly why you stay outta trouble and I dont

[utser]

she knows better, if she has to ask the answer is always YES. that way i never get asked.

[JiggaMan512]

say, "Dang baby, that makes you look so fat, next to you, i look skinny!! thanks sweety" and then youll have to run like you were really skinny!!

[sodaksker]

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WHAT IS THE SAFEST ANSWER TO GIVE WHEN SHE ASKS" HONEY DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?

In all the right places baby!

[Matt Fly]

Any answer that requires multiple syllables is a bad idea.

Short and Sweet, NO.

Its a no win situation either way, cause if she didn't feel fat, she wouldn't ask.

And any answers that start with Well, Baby, Why, Uh, or How should I know?   Your gonna suffer some where along the way.

Could be the diet she starts means you gotta eat the same stuff she cooks for herself.   Or the usual punishments we have to suffer thru.

Age, weight and appearence are notorious fight starters.

Matt.