Super User dodgeguy Posted November 1, 2006 Super User Posted November 1, 2006 The love story of Jim and Edna > >Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, >doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have ... > >Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. >One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim >suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and >stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. >She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. >When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic >act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, >as she now considered her to be mentally stable. > >When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna , I have good news >and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were >able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life >of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays sound >mindedness. The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his >bathrobe belt right after you saved him. >I am so sorry, but he's dead." > >Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. >How soon can I go home ?" Quote
fishbear Posted November 1, 2006 Posted November 1, 2006 Sounds like my ex mother in law! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
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