Super User .ghoti. Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 GO AWAY. I've already spent more money this year than I should have. Do ya know where there's any good deals? Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 I just learned his true identity. For real. I take paypal. Quote
Super User .dsaavedra. Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 maybe im missing out but the member "bait_Monkey" whats the deal w/ him...never seen him before and now he has like 19000 some posts. are all those posts him telling ppl to buy stuff? thats gotta get annoying. who is he!?!? Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 i told you, i take paypal Quote
bait__Monkey Posted November 26, 2007 Posted November 26, 2007 GO AWAY.I've already spent more money this year than I should have. Ahhhhhh, Mr Ghoti, nice to see you again old friend. (Yes, killer sale going on right now, call me and you can use my access code for a discount!! ) Mr Dsaavedra- Young guns,.............. you need to learn some history of this hobby/sport/obsession. When you do, you will know me and know me well. There are basic descriptions of me on these other posts. Mr Fourbizzle- Yes, you know me. You know my many forms too. Still buying guns or has that been put aside? Keep that swimbait collection building my west coast Amigo!! Do ya know where there's any good deals? Quote
Super User fourbizz Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 his true name is Esca Monachus Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 Payment sent. I'm putting on my black hoodie, black pants, and fish headz mask and going to pay him a litttle night time visit. Fourbizzle-You also have a tranquilizer gun and cage I could purchase? Quote
Super User 5bass Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 You cant shoot the baitmonkey, he has a bulletproof vest. And he cant be caged either, he's like Houdini, trust me. Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 A think we all need to go see a hypnotist or something... lol Quote
Super User 5bass Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 A think we all need to go see a hypnotist or something... lol The baitmonkey is a hypnotist....thats how he grabs your wallet. Quote
Super User Tin Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 5BL are there any rehab facilities in the Northeast where I can seek treatment? Matty 5.0 and I are starting to take weekly trips to the new Bass Pro Shops. I am admitting I have a problem now, but dont want it to become a full blown addiction. Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 maybe im missing out but the member "bait_Monkey" whats the deal w/ him...never seen him before and now he has like 19000 some posts. are all those posts him telling ppl to buy stuff? thats gotta get annoying. who is he!?!? The Bait Monkey is a part of many posts and is credited with all of them. He lives among us. He usually doesn't tell people to buy things, He is more subtle and provides the reasons why. He is suggestive and complimentary, and helps justify our "needs". In some ways the Bait Monkey is quite helpful, alerting BassResource.com members to new products and techniques. He is part of the fabric that binds many elements into what we call fishing. His favorite holiday is Christmas, but unlike Santa Claus, the Bait Monkey works year around. He is especially interested in birthdays, anniversaries, and other special occasions (like payday!). Ignore Him if you like, some believe He is harmless. 8-) Quote
bassboy1 Posted November 26, 2007 Posted November 26, 2007 Ignore Him if you like, some believe He is harmless NOOOOO. He is a real threat. We cannot be so naive. DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT just blow off the bait monkey. That will be the end of you!! Just wait until he also becomes the boat monkey. You think swimbaits are expensive, just wait..... I think I did manage to cure his poison a bit recently. I actually SOLD one of my boats. ;D ;D Take that bait monkey! Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted November 26, 2007 Posted November 26, 2007 5BL are there any rehab facilities in the Northeast where I can seek treatment? Matty 5.0 and I are starting to take weekly trips to the new Bass Pro Shops. I am admitting I have a problem now, but dont want it to become a full blown addiction. This is how he works ,...in a nutshell. You think it's a bad thing to be at BPS every weekend, Mr Monkey (notice the term of respect) thinks there are much worse placess a kid could be. He's the good and the bad in all of us. Quote
Super User 5bass Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 5BL are there any rehab facilities in the Northeast where I can seek treatment? Probably so but don't waste your money. The only REAL cure is being broke. Matty 5.0 and I are starting to take weekly trips to the new Bass Pro Shops. I am admitting I have a problem now, but dont want it to become a full blown addiction Admitting you have a problem is step 1, thats good. I dont think it means much to the baitmonkey though. He really starts squeezing you once you've admitted your problem.....thats probably the reason for your weekly trips to BPS. Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 I am pretty sure who he is..... : Kind of like Santa but more like the Devil.... Quote
bassboy1 Posted November 26, 2007 Posted November 26, 2007 The bait monkey craze may be fun and all Dude, we can't help it. I have a couple things I am buying on BBC, and a large order of stuff from *** needing to be bought. And, I just found a deal on something in Cabela's bargain cave that I wanted, but can't stand getting less than 5 dollars worth of stuff shipped, so I am probably going to fill up an order there. I think I may have found a deal on a new trolling motor.... And sadly, none of it is for "collecting." Everything gets used (or at least was intended to get used on purchase day) Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 I really don't see how people spend so much on lures just for the sake of collecting. Everything I have is for a reason. I don't own a lure that I don't use and I don't have more than I need, disregarding soft plastics such as flukes. Only reason I keep about 10 bags of those is because they are hard to find in my area and I go through them like crazy. Other than that though, I only have 2 or 3 of each bait that I use and that is very selected. The bait monkey craze may be fun and all, but I like having money on the side for a much more powerful monkey...the alcohol gorilla. I'm glade that works for you, but a lot of guys buy stuff that just doesn't get used. As an example, I seem to have a fettish for jerkbaits: Lucky Craft Pointers, Rapala Husky Jerks & X-Rap and Smithwick Rogues. I "might" have fished four, but the rest need a bath! Quote
Super User grimlin Posted November 26, 2007 Super User Posted November 26, 2007 I try to stay away from the alcohol gorilla.I once told my girl when she asked me why i spend so much on tackle i responded "well i could buy cheap hookers and lots of booze and turn into a *******" "or buy lures and go fishing as hobbie i can pass down to my kids." It might only get used once or twice,but it will get used.Plus i really don't have that much to compair to some of these guys here. Quote
LCpointerKILLA Posted November 27, 2007 Posted November 27, 2007 Dear Baitmonkey, Will you be the one who will tell me if the money minnow or silly rabbit is worth buying? And which one is better? Ive started threads asking about this, but no answers. I dont think anyone else has even tried them. Sincerely, GolfCoursePondMan Quote
Super User Gatorbassman Posted November 27, 2007 Super User Posted November 27, 2007 Dear Baitmonkey,Will you be the one who will tell me if the money minnow or silly rabbit is worth buying? And which one is better? Ive started threads asking about this, but no answers. I dont think anyone else has even tried them. Sincerely, GolfCoursePondMan The numbers are agianst you. The lures you are asking about are very new on the market. They are hard for many people to find. The fishing seasons are winding down and fewer people are on the water to use these new lures. Make sure when you start a thread that you use a good title. It's not a good idea to use the first few words of your first sentance as the title. This is not going to spark someones interest and most people won't even click on your thread. This might help you get more responses to your questions in the future. Quote
bait__Monkey Posted November 27, 2007 Posted November 27, 2007 Dear Baitmonkey,Will you be the one who will tell me if the money minnow or silly rabbit is worth buying? And which one is better? Ive started threads asking about this, but no answers. I dont think anyone else has even tried them. Sincerely, GolfCoursePondMan All depends on the angler. I suggest you buy a few of each, in different colors. Use them and report back what you learned. Quote
Low_Budget_Hooker Posted November 27, 2007 Posted November 27, 2007 Dear Baitmonkey,Will you be the one who will tell me if the money minnow or silly rabbit is worth buying? And which one is better? Ive started threads asking about this, but no answers. I dont think anyone else has even tried them. Sincerely, GolfCoursePondMan All depends on the angler. I suggest you buy a few of each, in different colors. Use them and report back what you learned. lol, I saw that one coming a mile away,lol Quote
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