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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21.                         Who invented the round table? Sir Cumference

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What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a French bathroom???

 

linoleum blown-apart

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Just now, TnRiver46 said:

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a French bathroom???

 

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What do Alexander the great and Winnie the pooh have in common?  they both have the same middle name.     somebody stop me.

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What are the two sexiest animals on the farm?

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Brown Chicken Brown Cow!

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How does Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.                       I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other night. I should have put it on aloha setting.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, “why the long face?”

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A termite walks into a bar and asks..

“Is the bar tender here?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mike

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Why do cows have hooves?

 

Because they lactose.

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Spring can’t get here soon enough!

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10 + 10 and 11 + 11 are the same thing 

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I’ll never forgive myself for doing this but here goes….

 

Is a disagreement between two vegetarians still called a beef?

 

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Do people in electric cars listen to AC/DC?

 

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How does Moses make coffee?

 

Hebrews it.

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Did you hear about the family of skunks that went to church?                           They had to sit in they're own pew....    

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I hate myself 😂

 

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