Stupidest thing you ever said to your wife or girlfriend that got you in trouble.

[Bazoo]

Wife made a meal and when it was time to eat I asked for a piece of bread. She opened the bag and handed me a slice and put the twisttie back on the bag, to which I replied "Mighty stingy with it ain't ya?"

[flatcreek]

It’s what I didn’t say that got me .

”Happy Valentines “

[JackstrawIII]

"I have no interest in being like your dad."

 

Led to the biggest fight we've ever had... and on our honeymoon, no less. 

 

Thankfully, it's been all uphill from there

[Choporoz]

Was sitting with the ex one day looking at some old photos....I sorta thought I was being complementary when I said, "You used to be kinda cute"

[Darth-Baiter]

"good morning Susan"

 

 

[BrianMDTX]

No, I don’t need another rod/reel/gun. 

[bloom]

I don't like your new hairdo.

[Josh Smith]

Her: "Can you tell I've lost weight?"

Me: "You're not as fat as you were at our wedding."

 

Luckily, I'm mildly autistic. It has gotten me out of a lot these past 15+ years we've been together. She's only dumped me once.