J-Money EXPOSED

[ironbjorn]

A couple of months ago we returned home from running errands and I spoke to James at the door like a gangster and he absolutely loved it. The pitch of my voice drove him crazy in a good way. So I gave him a rapper nickname: J-Money, and call out to him like a gangster sometimes and it gets him wound up.

 

Unfortunately, he was exposed as a fraud on the 4th of July. He is, in fact, not a gangster at all. He hid from the sound of fireworks. He's not about that hood life. He can't handle gunshots. I joked that from henceforth he is a Ginger Vietnam Vet.

 

J-Money doing his gangster impression.

 

 

[LrgmouthShad]

@gimruis you know what to do

[ironbjorn]

1 hour ago, LrgmouthShad said:

@gimruis you know what to do

I don't understand, but if this is about my shorts and his location in Minnesota, pride month ended a week ago bro. No need for Viqueens up in here.

[LrgmouthShad]

@gimruis Sheriff, seriously, this demands your attention. The dog’s hair is too long. It simply will not do. The animal must be shaven completely

[ironbjorn]

3 minutes ago, LrgmouthShad said:

@gimruis Sheriff, seriously, this demands your attention. The dog’s hair is too long. It simply will not do. The animal must be shaven completely

So far we're lucky. Most Cavaliers get very long hair and need groomed frequently. At 11 months, Sir James Allen Douglas, aka J-Money, the fraudulent thug, hasn't required much maintenance yet. 

[gim]

4 hours ago, LrgmouthShad said:

@gimruis Sheriff, seriously, this demands your attention. The dog’s hair is too long. It simply will not do. The animal must be shaven completely

Lol that might be a bit extreme.  I think @ironbjorn will stay on top of J-Money's rug, he seems like a responsible dog owner.

 

One of my college friends has a dog of that breed.  Its a very friendly, nice dog to be around.

[LrgmouthShad]

@ironbjorn I only kid. You have a beautiful dog ?