BigAngus752 Posted May 20, 2023 Posted May 20, 2023 I have what is described as a "Fat-containing midline abdominal wall hernia". It's harmless. Just some fat that squirts out (and in and back out again) of a small tear in my abdominal wall. When it shows up, it just look like a small nose in the middle of my six-pack. I've been lifting heavy lately and that tends to make is show more. I got out of the shower tonite and noticed it was bulging pretty good. When I had my scans years ago to make sure it wasn't something that needed to be surgically repaired, I remembered the doc asked if I wanted a band to wear that would press the fat back through the hole and make the lump go away. I told her I didn't care about a little bump in the middle of my abs. But TODAY I guess I decided that I cared...because I remembered the offer of the elastic band and thought, "well I guess I should be able to just shove this fat back through the portal". And YES, you CAN! I pressed very firmly (very) on the hernia and heard a hideous, spleching, gurgling sound while simultaneously experiencing a hideously splattery sensation in my midsection as a couple ounces of fat squirt-gunned it's way back into...somewhere. So...FYI it works. Moral of the story: See me for all of your medical needs (very small co-pay). You're welcome. 1 2 Quote
Super User GreenPig Posted May 20, 2023 Super User Posted May 20, 2023 Do we need to schedule an appointment or do you take walk in patients? 1 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted May 20, 2023 Super User Posted May 20, 2023 Interesting ~ Got to think Dr Vinnie Boombatz would be very proud. I had a crab so big once, it stole my wallet ! A-Jay 5 Quote
BigAngus752 Posted May 20, 2023 Author Posted May 20, 2023 8 hours ago, GreenPig said: Do we need to schedule an appointment or do you take walk in patients? I don't have an office. Just a rusty old van with no windows...for your privacy.... 4 Quote
Super User GreenPig Posted May 20, 2023 Super User Posted May 20, 2023 1 hour ago, BigAngus752 said: I don't have an office. Just a rusty old van with no windows...for your privacy.... So you make house calls. Got ya. 1 Quote
Global Moderator TnRiver46 Posted May 20, 2023 Global Moderator Posted May 20, 2023 8 hours ago, A-Jay said: Interesting ~ Got to think Dr Vinnie Boombatz would be very proud. I had a crab so big once, it stole my wallet ! A-Jay 1 2 Quote
cheezyridr Posted May 20, 2023 Posted May 20, 2023 i've had that very thing since 2003, because of a surgery. 3 of them, actually. i never thought much of it either. until recently. it's getting worse, it can be fairly uncomfortable anymore, especially if i cough standing up. i can push them back in, like you said (all 3 of them) but they don't stay there more than a few seconds. i'm hoping mine will hang in there till the next time i get laid off, and i will get mine corrected. i'm a sheetmental worker by trade, so lifting heavy things is an all day thing for me. 1 Quote
BigAngus752 Posted May 21, 2023 Author Posted May 21, 2023 14 hours ago, cheezyridr said: i've had that very thing since 2003, because of a surgery. 3 of them, actually. i never thought much of it either. until recently. it's getting worse, it can be fairly uncomfortable anymore, especially if i cough standing up. i can push them back in, like you said (all 3 of them) but they don't stay there more than a few seconds. i'm hoping mine will hang in there till the next time i get laid off, and i will get mine corrected. i'm a sheetmental worker by trade, so lifting heavy things is an all day thing for me. I hear you! I have been thinking about going back in and asking for a sew-up. It definitely gets more uncomfortable as the years pass. I'm glad I don't have more than one. Good luck to you! 1 Quote
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