Super User Darth-Baiter Posted December 21, 2022 Super User Posted December 21, 2022 my wifes EV is in for service. she is a sweet talker, and they were either gonna give her $100 Uber credits for each day, or a loaner car. she got the loaner. i went with her to drop it off because it is near a ShakeShack burger joint. a rare and distant treat., the loaner looks and drives just like her's. but. there is a problem. it smells like bad cologne. bad cologne covering the unmistakable stench of garden variety BO. WOW! dispite winter, we drove home with jackets zipped up and windows down. at home i wiped down the interior and vacumned. i am tempted to let my dog get in and wet him down. i think my wife is going solo to get her car back. she is driving me to work everyday, since my truck is also in the shop and i CAN STILL SMELL it. it is in my clothing, my nose hairs. FAAACKKCK. if she makes me go with her, i will tell the person we return the car to ..."that is not us". hhahah.,. i think the person(s) that invented all those body sprays need a kick in the leg joints. hard. 5 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted December 21, 2022 Super User Posted December 21, 2022 A little on the upper lip under each nostril ~ Those who know; thank you. A-Jay 3 2 Quote
Super User gim Posted December 21, 2022 Super User Posted December 21, 2022 (edited) @herder you beat me to it. There is an episode of Seinfeld where the valet guy has such bad BO that Jerry ends up trying to clean it, sell, and have someone car jack it. George: "This isn't BO. This is BBO. Beyond BO." Edited December 21, 2022 by gimruis Quote
Super User Darth-Baiter Posted December 21, 2022 Author Super User Posted December 21, 2022 they called. wife's car is done. wife is insisting i go with her back. hahahha... vick vapor rub. check. 2 Quote
Global Moderator 12poundbass Posted December 21, 2022 Global Moderator Posted December 21, 2022 I have a company truck. My first few years I’d get hand me downs. Those were the absolute worst! From cigarette smoke film all over everything, smells my nose has never smelled before, to trash everywhere! I paid my dues and thankfully get a brand new truck every 2-3 years so my trucks are mine and only mine now. 2 Quote
Way north bass guy Posted December 22, 2022 Posted December 22, 2022 3 hours ago, 12poundbass said: I have a company truck. My first few years I’d get hand me downs. Those were the absolute worst! From cigarette smoke film all over everything, smells my nose has never smelled before, to trash everywhere! I paid my dues and thankfully get a brand new truck every 2-3 years so my trucks are mine and only mine now. So now after a couple years, other guys get your stink! ? 3 Quote
Global Moderator TnRiver46 Posted December 22, 2022 Global Moderator Posted December 22, 2022 We rented some piece of junk in the Florida keys and me and my brother were fishing with frozen shrimp at every place we could find. We even rented some kayaks and apparently sat in shrimp juice the whole time we were fishing. We filleted some fish and took them home a few times as well. The day we went to turn that car in, it stunk worse than the downstream end of a hot dog factory. I tore it apart looking for a shrimp or fish fillet and I never found anything. I mean completely tore it apart. The rental company added a $75 dollar fee for stank and we felt like that was reasonable because I couldn’t find whatever it was hahaha 4 Quote
Global Moderator 12poundbass Posted December 22, 2022 Global Moderator Posted December 22, 2022 35 minutes ago, Way north bass guy said: So now after a couple years, other guys get your stink! ? A skunk doesn’t smell it’s own stench, so I don’t stink, just ask me. ? 2 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted December 22, 2022 Super User Posted December 22, 2022 18 minutes ago, TnRiver46 said: The rental company added a $75 dollar fee for stank If that's the deal, my Dogs owe me MILLIONS ! ? A-Jay 5 Quote
Global Moderator TnRiver46 Posted December 22, 2022 Global Moderator Posted December 22, 2022 10 hours ago, A-Jay said: If that's the deal, my Dogs owe me MILLIONS ! ? A-Jay Send ‘em a bill! ? 1 Quote
Super User Deleted account Posted December 22, 2022 Super User Posted December 22, 2022 11 hours ago, TnRiver46 said: We rented some piece of junk in the Florida keys and me and my brother were fishing with frozen shrimp at every place we could find. We even rented some kayaks and apparently sat in shrimp juice the whole time we were fishing. We filleted some fish and took them home a few times as well. The day we went to turn that car in, it stunk worse than the downstream end of a hot dog factory. I tore it apart looking for a shrimp or fish fillet and I never found anything. I mean completely tore it apart. The rental company added a $75 dollar fee for stank and we felt like that was reasonable because I couldn’t find whatever it was hahaha LOL. That sounds like the juices got on the carpeting. Throwing a bunker (menhaden) under the passenger seat in the summer was a thing when we were young, that aroma will linger forever. Quote
Global Moderator TnRiver46 Posted December 22, 2022 Global Moderator Posted December 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Deleted account said: LOL. That sounds like the juices got on the carpeting. Throwing a bunker (menhaden) under the passenger seat in the summer was a thing when we were young, that aroma will linger forever. ? That’s all we could come up with, probably sitting in a kayak full of shrimp juice all day, and then driving the car Quote
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