Super User Sam Posted August 10, 2022 Super User Posted August 10, 2022 I lost it at the Duke Medical Center’s Morrisville clinic yesterday. Elaine and I went to see her back surgeons for her four-month checkup down in Morrisville, North Carolina on Tuesday, August 9th. We arrived early and after checking in we were directed to the usual waiting area. I started to read my Bathroom Reader while Elaine read her book on her iPhone when a skinny woman walked in wearing a bright chartreuse flowing outfit along with chartreuse leggings. And that is when I lost it. Just after she walked into the waiting area, two giant people came in to wait for their appointment. The man had to weight over 400 pounds, easy, and his wife checked in around 350. But the lady dressed in the chartreuse outfit looked like a spinnerbait with a chartreuse trailer. That’s when I lost it. I could not control my laughter. Elaine ignored me, as if she was not with me, as she knew the woman looked like a chartreuse spinnerbait with trailer. The fat man got up and came over to me and asked me if I was OK or if I was crying. I think he thought I was laughing at him and his wife. So, I showed him my Bathroom Reader and told him the book has many, many funny articles in it and let him read the article about putting entertainers in public bathrooms at state fairs, conferences, large meetings, etc. He was satisfied and went back to squeeze into his chair. But I continued to laugh behind my death cootie face mask. I could not control myself. First time I have ever seen a chartreuse spinnerbait walking on land. We were finally called to go wait in one of the exam rooms and I was still laughing. Elaine would not let me sneak an iPhone picture of the chartreuse spinnerbait lady, which is a shame as the bright yellow outfit was outstanding. I finally got control of myself in the exam room after about a minute, with bursts of laughter on and off during the meeting with the doctors. I know you guys can appreciate this story as bass fishermen. I am still laughing when I think of the chartreuse spinnerbait lady. 2 4 Quote
Super User Deleted account Posted August 10, 2022 Super User Posted August 10, 2022 Does Duke Medical Center have a psych dept?... 2 Quote
813basstard Posted August 10, 2022 Posted August 10, 2022 2 hours ago, Deleted account said: Does Duke Medical Center have a psych dept?... ? I was thinking the same thing… 1 Quote
Super User BrianMDTX Posted August 10, 2022 Super User Posted August 10, 2022 I hope they were Colorados. Willows look like something outta a 1950’s Nat Geo! 2 Quote
schplurg Posted August 18, 2022 Posted August 18, 2022 There is a lesson to be learned here. The large couple didn't go after the chartreuse spinner, male nor female. Hmmm. How fast was the spinner bait woman walking? I literally did laugh out loud at the post above this one, that is flippin' brilliant! 2 Quote
Super User GreenPig Posted August 18, 2022 Super User Posted August 18, 2022 Maybe this he/she/it was going to a costume party cause this was in public and not Halloween. The yellow definitely catches your eye. Quote
Super User Sam Posted August 18, 2022 Author Super User Posted August 18, 2022 1 hour ago, GreenPig said: Maybe this he/she/it was going to a costume party cause this was in public and not Halloween. The yellow definitely catches your eye. Heading to Walmart. 1 Quote
Global Moderator 12poundbass Posted August 20, 2022 Global Moderator Posted August 20, 2022 On 8/18/2022 at 6:44 AM, Sam said: Heading to Walmart. Well duh! ? 1 Quote
schplurg Posted August 22, 2022 Posted August 22, 2022 Hmmmm. What catches my eye is the "2.59.9" in the background. Where is gas this cheap????? Quote
Super User Choporoz Posted August 22, 2022 Super User Posted August 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, schplurg said: Hmmmm. What catches my eye is the "2.59.9" in the background. Where is gas this cheap????? South side of 2015? 1 Quote
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