Blue Raider Bob Posted January 28, 2022 Posted January 28, 2022 What's that old joke... you know you're country when you cut your grass and find a car? Well you know your country when you wait behind a rooster at the drive-thru! 3 12 Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted January 28, 2022 Super User Posted January 28, 2022 When you realize you like both kinds of music: Country & Western. 3 1 Quote
Super User Deleted account Posted January 29, 2022 Super User Posted January 29, 2022 You hit the powerball, buy out your neighbor, and get the double wide you always wanted... 3 Quote
Super User DitchPanda Posted January 29, 2022 Super User Posted January 29, 2022 You justify marrying your sister by saying " well at least she won't have to change her last name" 4 Quote
Super User MN Fisher Posted January 29, 2022 Super User Posted January 29, 2022 You never go to the dentist cause there's nothing in there he can work on. 4 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted January 29, 2022 Super User Posted January 29, 2022 42 minutes ago, Deleted account said: You hit the powerball, buy out your neighbor, and get the double wide you always wanted... OMG…That’s just not right! ? Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted January 29, 2022 Super User Posted January 29, 2022 11 minutes ago, MN Fisher said: You never go to the dentist cause there's nothing in there he can work on. We used to tease kids and say: “Go brush your tooth” 1 Quote
Global Moderator 12poundbass Posted January 29, 2022 Global Moderator Posted January 29, 2022 When you pull into your secret boat launch and see a horse tied to a tree which has a boat trailer tied to it. (Amish were fishing) When you’re coming home from fishing, traveling down a dirt road, and you’re stopped by a lady who says “it’ll be a few minutes they’re pulling my house down the road”. This was quite hilarious. They lifted the house off the foundation, put 6x6s under it and pulled it down the road about 1000’ to its new location. I’ll bet the road commission weren’t too happy with them tearing up the road! 1 3 Quote
VolFan Posted January 30, 2022 Posted January 30, 2022 When you get out of high school for the morning to help your physics teacher get his cows back in the fence. also, when your football coach deer hunts from the press box. 1 2 Quote
Global Moderator 12poundbass Posted January 30, 2022 Global Moderator Posted January 30, 2022 When your high school has drive your tractor to school day (my school I graduated from does this) When your school is closed the opening day of rifle season 4 1 Quote
Bluegillslayer Posted January 31, 2022 Posted January 31, 2022 When trucks in the school parking lot have gun racks and jon boats in the bed. 3 1 Quote
Super User N Florida Mike Posted January 31, 2022 Super User Posted January 31, 2022 When you think “ Pass the buck “ means seconds. When your trash man doesn’t know what to take and what to leave. Where “ megabytes “ mean you had a great day fishing… Seriously though, it’s where you are out in the school playground snd the teacher hollers at the kids to get up on the monkey bars. Why? Because a bull got out of its pasture somehow and is heading our way. ( My experience in 3rd grade) Its where an 11 year old friend of mine killed an 11 and a half foot gator with a 12 guage because it was eating his goats out of his back yard! Its where the main topic at the high school lunch table is what game you killed or what kind of fishing trip you had. Girls were usually 3rd. ? We had a dirt road near us named “ Ol moonshine trail” You could only get through it with 4 wheel drive, or if it hadnt rained lately. My city league softball team were the “ Reds”. Our caps were red man chewing tobacco hats. Fast Forward 35+ years: I get invited to a networking event. I asked where do you meet? She says” At treylor park” I said “ which one ?” She looks at me funny and says “ By the publix” Turns out it’s a restaurant. Is Florida in the 21st century or what? 3 1 Quote
Super User Columbia Craw Posted February 1, 2022 Super User Posted February 1, 2022 When Starbucks means what you poached in the middle of the night. when your toddlers first haircut is a mullet. when your lawn chair is a six ply. when social networking is being shackled to the other eleven on the road gang. when dueling banjos is your schools fight song. 5 Quote
Holetail Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 When you get and give directions by referencing who lives by an intersection. “Head out past the Henderson place and it’s the second dirt road on the left” 2 Quote
Super User Mobasser Posted February 1, 2022 Super User Posted February 1, 2022 You've laid under your car doing a repair while parked in front of the auto parts store. Sometimes, you've got to do what you've got to do... 1 1 Quote
Super User MN Fisher Posted February 1, 2022 Super User Posted February 1, 2022 12 minutes ago, Mobasser said: You've laid under your car doing a repair while parked in front of the auto parts store. Sometimes, you've got to do what you've got to do... I've done this and still consider myself a city-boy. Bad Sean for trying to mis-classify me! 1 Quote
Super User Mobasser Posted February 1, 2022 Super User Posted February 1, 2022 8 minutes ago, MN Fisher said: I've done this and still consider myself a city-boy. Bad Sean for trying to mis-classify me! It would apply to both, country or city. Either way, its no fun... 1 Quote
Super User MN Fisher Posted February 1, 2022 Super User Posted February 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Mobasser said: It would apply to both, country or city. Either way, its no fun... Not when what you're working on replacing in that parking lot is a water pump.... Quote
Global Moderator Bluebasser86 Posted February 1, 2022 Global Moderator Posted February 1, 2022 On 1/30/2022 at 11:18 PM, Bluegillslayer said: When trucks in the school parking lot have gun racks and jon boats in the bed. Mine was a 2 man, but yeah that checks out. Barely fit between the roll bars with spot lights mounted on top ? 1 Quote
Super User LrgmouthShad Posted February 1, 2022 Super User Posted February 1, 2022 On 1/29/2022 at 8:02 PM, VolFan said: also, when your football coach deer hunts from the press box. that's awesome On 1/29/2022 at 9:01 PM, 12poundbass said: When your school is closed the opening day of rifle season so is this On 1/31/2022 at 12:18 AM, Bluegillslayer said: When trucks in the school parking lot have gun racks and jon boats in the bed. and this Quote
Way north bass guy Posted February 1, 2022 Posted February 1, 2022 When I was in high school we used to bring our shotguns to school during mid term exams in Oct. Put the guns ( in their cases of course) in our lockers in the morning, write the exam, then take off at noon to hit some mallard ponds. I couldn’t even imagine the ridiculous amount of trouble you’d get into if you tried that nowadays. Quote
BassResource.com Administrator Glenn Posted February 3, 2022 BassResource.com Administrator Posted February 3, 2022 When your back deck looks like this: 4 Quote
Super User islandbass Posted February 3, 2022 Super User Posted February 3, 2022 On 1/28/2022 at 5:40 PM, Jigfishn10 said: We used to tease kids and say: “Go brush your tooth” Indeed. People might not know this but the toothbrush was actually invented by someone from the country. Really? Yep. If it were invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush. 1 2 Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted February 3, 2022 Super User Posted February 3, 2022 8 hours ago, Glenn said: When your back deck looks like this: Wait, is that a few pallets laid end to end!? HAHAHA! Anyone have a forklift? Quote
Super User Columbia Craw Posted February 4, 2022 Super User Posted February 4, 2022 When: The family pet has hooves. When you’re driving you have a miniature pot bellied pig on your lap. You garbage disposal is a goat. You go to the baby food aisle and look for Gerber biscuits and gravy. You call Kitty Kitty and the raccoons come to the door. You think having elevated A1C means you qualify for junior college. You were in your thirties when you found out Canada was not in Europe. 1 Quote
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