A fishing joke (sort of)

[Kirtley Howe]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were fishing from a small boat. After an hour or so, they ran out of bait. The rabbi said they should row back to shore and buy some more bait. The priest objected, and said he would take care of it. He stepped out of the boat and walked to shore, got some bait from the bait shop, and walked back to the boat. The rabbi was speechless. They continued fishing for another couple of hours, and again ran out of bait. This time the minister said he would take care of it. He got out of the boat, walked to shore, bought more bait, and walked back to the boat. Again, the rabbi was speechless. After another hour or so, they ran out of bait a third time. This time the rabbi insisted that he would take care of it. He stood up, stepped out of the boat, and promptly sank like a stone. The priest and the minister grabbed him and pulled him out of the water. When the rabbi had recovered, he again insisted he would get the bait, and again stepped out of the boat....only to sink again. The priest and the minister pulled him out, and got him back into the boat. The rabbi was laying in the bottom of the boat, out cold, but breathing. The priest turned to the minister and said "Now do you think we should tell him where the rocks are?"

[MN Fisher]

I think that one's older than I am - I remember hearing it when I was teen....over 45 years ago.

[Kirtley Howe]

1 minute ago, MN Fisher said:

I think that one's older than I am - I remember hearing it when I was teen....over 45 years ago.

That is about when I heard it. An oldie, but a goody.

 

[islandbass]

Nice one!!!! First time hearing it. ?

[FryDog62]

If they had Spot-Lock, they could have stayed positioned over the rocks ! ?