Quotes you'll never hear

[detroit1]

A little slow at work today...                                                                                                                                           "I'm running  a little behind"....Kim Kardashian                                                                                                             "This is unacceptable".....Detroit Lions Management                                                                                                                      have a good weekend everybody     

[jimmyjoe]

   "We don't do that here. It's illegal." ...... Members of Congress.

 

   "Don't worry. Your jobs will be safe after the merger." ........... Johnny Morris

 

   "Algorithm? What algorithm?" ......... M. Zuckerberg

 

   I am so, so sorry! The title was "quotes you'll never hear", not "lies you'll always hear". I got it wrong.  ? ? ?                        jj

[Way north bass guy]

“Always eat only yellow snow”. Or is it”don’t eat yellow snow”. I can’t remember, maybe just drink beer instead ?

[A-Jay]

"My outboard has far Too Much Horse Power"

"My rig gets on plane way too fast "

"My trolling motor batteries last way too long"

"The Bait Monkey has died"

A-Jay

[DitchPanda]

" This sucks...the bass are biting way too good"

[FryDog62]

“Really, just one more cast..”

[jimmyjoe]

   Okay. I think I've got it now.

 

   "I've got all the money I could ever want." ........  J. Bezos

   "I don't care about fishing. I just want people to like me."  ........  M. Iaconelli

   "This is just a side job. I'm actually into kite surfing."  ..........  E. Musk

   "We are here to uphold traditional American values." ........  University of California, Berkeley

   "Sure, I'll tell you where the hot spots are!"   ........  Bill Dance

  

  

 

[Bankbeater]

"I like getting backlashes.  It gives me something to do when the bass bite slows down."

[gunsinger]

“I’ve caught enough fish for the day!”

[A-Jay]

3 hours ago, gunsinger said:

“I’ve caught enough fish for the day!”

I've actually said that ~ 

Just once though.

https://youtu.be/zIqCmH_52IQ?t=2096

A-Jay

 

[Chris Catignani]

[Actual quote]

Guy in his boat leaving, "Do you mind not fishing here? I'm fishing in a tournament tomorrow."

Me, "Oh...OK."

[roadwarrior]

No, I don't want a beer.