detroit1 Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 Restaurant reviews for the new diner on the moon claim the food is okay, but there's no atmosphere. 1 Quote
Super User FishTank Posted July 23, 2021 Super User Posted July 23, 2021 In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down 57,687 trees. I know because I kept a log. 3 3 Quote
Super User Bankbeater Posted August 2, 2021 Super User Posted August 2, 2021 Why is watermelon good for you? It gives you vitamin P. Quote
detroit1 Posted August 18, 2021 Posted August 18, 2021 For years the magician would incorporate a trap door into his act. He was just going through a stage... 1 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted August 18, 2021 Super User Posted August 18, 2021 I asked my dog "What's 2 minus 2?" He said nothing. Did you hear about the guy who burnt down his house? He liked the smell of home cooking 1 Quote
detroit1 Posted September 4, 2021 Posted September 4, 2021 After wondering all night where the sun has gone, it finally dawned on me. A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "i think i'm a type - o. 4 Quote
Super User jimmyjoe Posted September 4, 2021 Super User Posted September 4, 2021 17 minutes ago, detroit1 said: After wondering all night where the sun has gone, it finally dawned on me. A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "i think i'm a type - o. 1 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted September 14, 2021 Super User Posted September 14, 2021 I heard a covid joke today. I'd tell you but there's a 99.5% chance you wouldn't get it. 2 3 Quote
detroit1 Posted September 17, 2021 Posted September 17, 2021 I have the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's TERRIBLE! sorry.... Quote
detroit1 Posted October 16, 2021 Posted October 16, 2021 Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them. 4 Quote
HaydenS Posted October 19, 2021 Posted October 19, 2021 I can't believe this thread is still alive! Quote
Super User Log Catcher Posted October 19, 2021 Super User Posted October 19, 2021 What happens when you play a country music record backwards? You get your wife, dog, and your truck back. 2 1 Quote
Super User Scott F Posted October 20, 2021 Author Super User Posted October 20, 2021 What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A Labracadabrador 2 2 Quote
gunsinger Posted October 21, 2021 Posted October 21, 2021 What do you call a typo on a headstone? A GRAVE mistake. 1 1 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted October 22, 2021 Super User Posted October 22, 2021 Why did the scarecrow win a first place trophy? He was outstanding in his field. 2 1 Quote
detroit1 Posted October 23, 2021 Posted October 23, 2021 Another new restaurant opened up and it's called Karma. There is no menu - you get what you deserve. 2 Quote
gunsinger Posted October 24, 2021 Posted October 24, 2021 Dad, what’s a forklift? Food usually. 4 1 Quote
detroit1 Posted October 26, 2021 Posted October 26, 2021 New research suggests that TOWELS are the leading cause of dry skin. 1 Quote
gunsinger Posted October 27, 2021 Posted October 27, 2021 Remember, a pun is not really funny until it's full GROAN! 2 Quote
detroit1 Posted October 27, 2021 Posted October 27, 2021 What do you call a bear with no ear? b. 1 Quote
Super User jimmyjoe Posted November 7, 2021 Super User Posted November 7, 2021 I'm reading a horror novel in Braille right now. Something bad is about to happen. I can feel it. jj 1 2 Quote
Super User islandbass Posted November 10, 2021 Super User Posted November 10, 2021 In the spirit of thanksgiving. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken had the day off. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken. 1 Quote
Super User ATA Posted November 10, 2021 Super User Posted November 10, 2021 Do you why fishes not shaking hands(fins) when they meet each other? Coz their hands are wet ? 1 Quote
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