galyonj Posted May 17, 2021 Posted May 17, 2021 Did y'all hear about the explosion at a cheesemaker's? Da brie was everywhere. 5 Quote
Super User Mobasser Posted May 17, 2021 Super User Posted May 17, 2021 What happened to the family of skunks when they went to church? They had to sit in they're own pew. 4 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted May 17, 2021 Super User Posted May 17, 2021 Two visual jokes without the visual. First one has been my dad's favorite joke since I've been alive. Did you hear the one about the one armed fisherman? He caught a fish this big! (holding out one hand in front of him to show the size of the fish rather than 2 hands) You know what really burns me up? A flame about this high.(holding your hand at waist level parallel to the ground) 4 hours ago, Mobasser said: What happened to the family of skunks when they went to church? They had to sit in they're own pew. The version I heard of this is Confucius say "He who farts in church sit's in his own pew" Quote
BassResource.com Administrator Glenn Posted May 22, 2021 BassResource.com Administrator Posted May 22, 2021 4 6 Quote
detroit1 Posted May 22, 2021 Posted May 22, 2021 A 3 legged dog siddles up to the western bar and proclaims..i 'm looking for the guy that shot my paw! 2 4 Quote
Super User N Florida Mike Posted May 25, 2021 Super User Posted May 25, 2021 A blonde’s house catches on fire. She calls 911. The dispatcher ask her how to get there .The blonde says” DUH! Little red truck! You might be a redneck when you think “ Pass the Buck “ means seconds... You might be a redneck if you think the stock market has a fence around it... You might be a redneck if your family business requires a lookout... You might be a redneck if you use the shaving cream made for tough beards... and so does your husband ! ? 1 Quote
detroit1 Posted May 25, 2021 Posted May 25, 2021 Why does the ballpark get so hot after the game? all the fans left. If arkansas, could tennesee? idaho, alaska! Put an egg in your shoe and beat it. Have you heard about the farmer who was outstanding in his field? Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! 2 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted May 25, 2021 Super User Posted May 25, 2021 I cantaloupe honeydew I haver to watermelon. Quote
BassResource.com Administrator Glenn Posted May 27, 2021 BassResource.com Administrator Posted May 27, 2021 You know why dinosaurs make terrible pets? Because they're DEAD! 1 3 Quote
Global Moderator 12poundbass Posted May 27, 2021 Global Moderator Posted May 27, 2021 5 hours ago, Glenn said: You know why dinosaurs make terrible pets? Because they're DEAD! Ok ok, that one got me. 2 Quote
CountryboyinDC Posted May 27, 2021 Posted May 27, 2021 What do you call a tiny fortune teller that's on the lam? A small medium at-large. Why couldn't the marsupial get a mortgage refinanced? It wasn't Koala-fide. 2 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted June 11, 2021 Super User Posted June 11, 2021 Can an orphan eat at a family restaurant? If I marry 2 midgets is that bigamy? Do poor white trash go to the movies just for the trailers? If someone steals my identity and I kill them, am I committing suicide? 1 Quote
Super User FishTank Posted June 12, 2021 Super User Posted June 12, 2021 Why do people in Athens hate getting up early? .....because Dawn is tough on Greece. 4 Quote
Super User Scott F Posted June 19, 2021 Author Super User Posted June 19, 2021 What did Buddha say to the hot dog vender? “Make me one with everything “ 1 Quote
Super User FishTank Posted June 19, 2021 Super User Posted June 19, 2021 What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad 1 1 Quote
detroit1 Posted June 26, 2021 Posted June 26, 2021 I started a band and called it 999 megabytes. We can't get a gig! 1 Quote
detroit1 Posted July 16, 2021 Posted July 16, 2021 I didn't want to believe he was stealing from his job with the road commision - but when he opened his garage door, all the signs were there. 2 Quote
Black Hawk Basser Posted July 22, 2021 Posted July 22, 2021 What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef 1 Quote
Super User FishTank Posted July 22, 2021 Super User Posted July 22, 2021 When I was in college, I lived on a house boat and I dated the girl next door. Unfortunately, we drifted apart. 1 Quote
Joe_w1234 Posted July 22, 2021 Posted July 22, 2021 I’ve never trusted stairs… They’re always up to something 1 Quote
Super User NHBull Posted July 22, 2021 Super User Posted July 22, 2021 What did the elephant say to the naked man? “How do you breathe through that thing?” 1 3 Quote
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