Adding "ing" to the end of a movie title ~

[slonezp]

Blazing Sattlesing

North Dallas Fortying

Weekend at Berniesing

Groundhog Daying

I'm not too good at this game.

[N Florida Mike]

Forrest Gumping- A new sport emerges when a dim-witted , hands-on Tarzan enthusiast decides to traverse the woods with only a vine and a prayer...

 

On Golden ponding... Beavers attack and hold a pond from unfortunate gold prospectors.?

 

Southern comforting - An unfortunate group of national guardsmen get lost in the swamp and are killed with kindness by a Cajun Amish cult...

 

 it must be a record cold winter for a thread like this!

[Sam]

A-Jay, is it like adding "in bed" to your fortune in those fortune cookies?

 

Give it a try. My wife and I get a kick out of what they say when you add "in bed" at the end.

[Smells like fish]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling: Karate Kid meets Crocodile Dundee in this coming of age tell of 4 young aspiring disfigured ninjas who put down their swords and take to the Louisiana swamps bare handling turtles from brush piles. Come along as this lighthearted comedy takes you from bandaging bit off fingers to a arm chewing muskrat the boys nickname Splinter. Then stick around as the 3 surviving ninjas put their katanas to the chopping board and serve up a great turtle soup! It’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling time!!

[A-Jay]

3 hours ago, Smells like fish said:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling: Karate Kid meets Crocodile Dundee in this coming of age tell of 4 young aspiring disfigured ninjas who put down their swords and take to the Louisiana swamps bare handling turtles from brush piles. Come along as this lighthearted comedy takes you from bandaging bit off fingers to a arm chewing muskrat the boys nickname Splinter. Then stick around as the 3 surviving ninjas put their katanas to the chopping board and serve up a great turtle soup! It’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtling time!!

LOL ~ 

Well Done !

A-Jay

[slonezp]

Clerksing...no

Duneing...no

Weekend At Berniesing...no

 

Still got nothing

On Her Majesty's Secret Servicing

 

Rated XXX

[Dirtyeggroll]

Spider Manning -

Shortly after Tom Brady wins his 7th SuperBowl, Peyton Manning comes out retirement to chase down the title for the GOAT. After throwing four interceptions and losing his first game back in the NFL he steps on a spider on the way out of the locker room. He wakes the next day with rejuvenated strength and an extra sense for the for the movement of the defense. Can he claim the title as GOAT, capturing a SuperBowl ring for each leg of his mutant origins or will his aspirations be squashed!?

[slonezp]

The Bad News Bearsing...No

Apocalypse Nowing...No

The Gauntleting...No

The Shininging...No

48hrsing...No

My Big Fat Greek Weddinging...No

[jimmyjoe]

    After 3 times, we kinda get the picture. ?       jj

[DitchPanda]

House of Waxing:

A group of college students run into some car trouble while traveling to see the big game. They run to a nearby rundown town to fetch a fan belt to fix there ride and get back on the road. Before you know it there friends start disappearing and everybody suspects the creepy brothers that live in the old wax museum fearing the worst. But when they get to digging into it...turns out everybody was just at the salon getting long overdue brazilians.

[DitchPanda]

Night at the Roxburying:

Two nitwit brothers well into there 30s still living at home love one thing- getting drunk at clubs and aggressively hitting on women. One night things go to far and they end up killing a girl celebrating her 21st b-day. They spend the next several hours hiding the body in a shallow grave. Haddaways what is love can be heard blaring over the sound of there shovels striking the dirt.

[DitchPanda]

Maltese falconing: 

Humphrey Bogart plays a detective who has a penchant for taking on strange and unusual cases..but that is his day job. His side gig is working with birds of prey to keep pests at bay in the surrounding farmlands.

[Smells like fish]

Scooby Dooing: come along with Scoob and the gang from the 1978 PSA video made for dogs by a dog. Join Scoob as he goes over pre pooping rituals such as pre sniff and post sniff, how many circles to spin before making a doody. Then we team up with Shaggy as he shows how to clean up after a large dog like a Great Dane. And how to fill up the plastic doggy doo doo bag when your pet has had an excess of soft dog chow mix poured into biscuit snacks. Excuse the promotional Scooby Snack agenda in this video and laugh along as Fred, Daphne and Velma tell behind the scenes stories of how it’s not the ghosts and monsters to watch out for but a hot steaming 4 lb pile of Scooby Doo Doo. With special appearances by, Scrappy Doo, Snoop Dog, Martha Stewart and more. Hey gang, it’s Scooby Dooing!! 

[Smells like fish]

The Outlaw Josey Whaling: Clint Eastwood is back and mad as hell in this thriller from Sergio Leone. As an Eskimo farmer Josey is trying to avoid any conflicts and concentrated on growing Klondike bars and ice cream sandwiches to feed his Inuit family. A band of renegade Sperm Whales show up, burn his igloo, have their way with his lil lady and sends Josey into a harpooning killing spree outside of the whaling season (outlaw part) riding his trusty canoe, smoking lil cigars and crazy eye squinting in 1866 artic conditions. Pop some popcorn, sit back to enjoy The Outlaw Josey Whaling!!! 

[N Florida Mike]

2 hours ago, Smells like fish said:

The Outlaw Josey Whaling: Clint Eastwood is back and mad as hell in this thriller from Sergio Leone. As an Eskimo farmer Josey is trying to avoid any conflicts and concentrated on growing Klondike bars and ice cream sandwiches to feed his Inuit family. A band of renegade Sperm Whales show up, burn his igloo, have their way with his lil lady and sends Josey into a harpooning killing spree outside of the whaling season (outlaw part) riding his trusty canoe, smoking lil cigars and crazy eye squinting in 1866 artic conditions. Pop some popcorn, sit back to enjoy The Outlaw Josey Whaling!!! 

So the big question is what happened to sondra Locke, granny, Chief , and the gang? Some unanswered questions here. Maybe a fill - in movie is due:

The outlaw Josey Waling

The tough ex farmer, ex family man, ex southern guerrilla fighter , and GOAT of all coolness in westerns finally snaps and has a nervous breakdown from all the pressure and losses after chief accidently burns down the house trying to send mysterious smoke signals to renegade  comanches . Everyone in the gang was asleep inside and died , except Josie who was sleeping in the barn after grannie caught him with a chew in the house and spitting at the dog. The Outlaw Josey Waling: Endeavoring to persevere !

[moguy1973]

Empire Strikes Backing: The evil empire refuses to use mono to save money and instead spools all their reels with straight braid.

 

Dude, Where's my Caring? : It's the year 2020 and everyone just stops caring about everything because of a pesky deadly virus.

 

Ice Aging: The prequel to the movie Water Worlding

 

Kindergarten Coping: Maniacal 5 year olds terrorize unprepared parents in a small suburban neighborhood

 

Das Booting: Germans sit around and watch their antiquated  Windows 95 computers start up. (running time 1h 32min)

 

Blackfishing: Samuel L Jackson, Morgan Freeman, and Laurence Fishburne take a group of inner-city kids on a fishing expedition. Things go hilariously wrong.

[slonezp]

13 hours ago, jimmyjoe said:

    After 3 times, we kinda get the picture. ?       jj

Party pooper

 

One flew over the cuckoos nesting

[Spankey]

Animal Houseing 

Blues Brothering

[Smells like fish]

Bill Dancing outdoors... join ONE of your favorite anglers from the Volunteer state as he shows you a jitterbug of a different type. You think Bill can’t break dance? Well you are wrong and he can prove it as he busts a move in the woods and on the water! Line dancing is nothing for Bill as he covers braid, mono and fluro while doing the boot, scootin boogie! You think Bill is limited to ponds and lakes? You’re wrong again! His Riverdance is King! Strike King! Then the surprise encore at the end as Roland shows up and challenges Bill to a Dance off! Join us tomorrow night for “Bill Dancing Outdoors”!

[scaleface]

"Die Harding"   Nancy Kerrigan gets  revenge .

 

Never mind . Already been done .

[Smells like fish]

Indiana Jonesing... after digging for artifacts just outside of Indianapolis we find Harrison Ford willing to risk anything and everything to get back to the Hoosier state. 

[slonezp]

Sawing

Pretty boring movie. Guy who works at Target during the day and cuts wood at night.

[12poundbass]

9 hours ago, slonezp said:

Sawing

Pretty boring movie. Guy who works at Target during the day and cuts wood at night.

Don’t stop now Paul, you’re finally hitting your stride. 

[Columbia Craw]

Heating

The true story of the invention of forced air furnaces.

 

Wounded Kneeing

The search for a phantom old lady who tricks purse snatchers to inflict permeate disfiguring of the gonads.

 

Moby Dicking

Sequel to Wounded Kneeing

 

Tropic Thundering

A family moved to the Solomon Islands only to suffer hearing loss.

 

The Good Shepherding

The true story of an Irish sheep owner and his faithful dog.

 

Copycating

A PBS documentary on the Chinese fishing equipment industry.

 

Legends Of The Falling

The history of the present day walker and it’s dangers around carpet seams.

 

[Columbia Craw]

Fidler On The Roofing

A Romanian classical violinist is discovered lying dead on a pallet of composition shingles.

 

The Ringing

A retired cop loses his mind from tinnitus.