Global Moderator 12poundbass Posted July 18, 2019 Global Moderator Posted July 18, 2019 I thought maybe this would be a fun little thread to try out. It’s not meant to be serious or philosophical, just dumb and funny. If poison expires does it get more poisonous or less poisonous? ? 4 10 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted July 18, 2019 Super User Posted July 18, 2019 If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? A-Jay 2 14 Quote
Super User Choporoz Posted July 18, 2019 Super User Posted July 18, 2019 If a man is is talking to himself in the woods....and his wife isn't there to hear...is he still wrong? 5 16 Quote
Global Moderator 12poundbass Posted July 18, 2019 Author Global Moderator Posted July 18, 2019 Awesome guys, this is what I was hoping for! Quote
Global Moderator Mike L Posted July 18, 2019 Global Moderator Posted July 18, 2019 If all the kids in the world went to college, who's gonna clean the fish?? Mike 3 Quote
Super User jimmyjoe Posted July 18, 2019 Super User Posted July 18, 2019 If sour cream goes bad, what do you call it? jj 2 5 Quote
Super User NHBull Posted July 18, 2019 Super User Posted July 18, 2019 Am I responsible for the thought that doesn't occur? .....like doing the dishes? 1 Quote
Super User NHBull Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 If a narcotic passes the expiration date, how much bourbon do you need to wash it down with to bring it back to 100% Quote
Super User slonezp Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 Cottage cheese doesn't belong in yoga pants 3 1 10 1 Quote
Super User Koz Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 This one is a bit more philosophical than funny. I have always been fascinated by space and space travel and the thought of outer space being infinite just boggles my mind. How can something that is physical (as opposed to say, numbers) go on forever and ever. But if space is not infinite, what lies beyond it? For example, a shoe box has finite space, but there is something beyond it. So what would be beyond space? Nothing? But what exactly is nothing? In the world we live in everything is something, not nothing. And if space is constantly expanding, what is it expanding into? And somewhere in this equation of infinite space and nothingness is time. And with time comes general relativity and special relativity. And now I've gone down the rabbit hole... 2 1 2 Quote
BASS302 Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 22 minutes ago, Koz said: Nothing? But what exactly is nothing? That's what I caught today. Nothing. 1 5 Quote
Super User Sam Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 7 hours ago, Koz said: This one is a bit more philosophical than funny. I have always been fascinated by space and space travel and the thought of outer space being infinite just boggles my mind. How can something that is physical (as opposed to say, numbers) go on forever and ever. But if space is not infinite, what lies beyond it? For example, a shoe box has finite space, but there is something beyond it. So what would be beyond space? Nothing? But what exactly is nothing? In the world we live in everything is something, not nothing. And if space is constantly expanding, what is it expanding into? And somewhere in this equation of infinite space and nothingness is time. And with time comes general relativity and special relativity. And now I've gone down the rabbit hole... Keep going this way and you will end up in the funny farm. 2 1 Quote
Global Moderator 12poundbass Posted July 19, 2019 Author Global Moderator Posted July 19, 2019 Is a disagreement between two vegetarians still called a beef? ? 4 7 Quote
Super User J Francho Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by two. 2 4 Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 9 hours ago, Koz said: This one is a bit more philosophical than funny. I have always been fascinated by space and space travel and the thought of outer space being infinite just boggles my mind. How can something that is physical (as opposed to say, numbers) go on forever and ever. But if space is not infinite, what lies beyond it? For example, a shoe box has finite space, but there is something beyond it. So what would be beyond space? Nothing? But what exactly is nothing? In the world we live in everything is something, not nothing. And if space is constantly expanding, what is it expanding into? And somewhere in this equation of infinite space and nothingness is time. And with time comes general relativity and special relativity. And now I've gone down the rabbit hole... Think bigger... Perhaps the entire "known universe" is comparable to just a single drop of water in the ocean. Quote
Global Moderator Mike L Posted July 19, 2019 Global Moderator Posted July 19, 2019 It's not stupid but true... "Sometimes it not what you know, it's who you know" Mike 2 Quote
Super User J Francho Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 And who to ask, if you don't know. 1 Quote
Todd2 Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 Why do we drive on the Parkway and park on the Driveway? 6 Quote
Happybeerbuzz Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 11 hours ago, Koz said: This one is a bit more philosophical than funny. I have always been fascinated by space and space travel and the thought of outer space being infinite just boggles my mind. How can something that is physical (as opposed to say, numbers) go on forever and ever. But if space is not infinite, what lies beyond it? For example, a shoe box has finite space, but there is something beyond it. So what would be beyond space? Nothing? But what exactly is nothing? In the world we live in everything is something, not nothing. And if space is constantly expanding, what is it expanding into? And somewhere in this equation of infinite space and nothingness is time. And with time comes general relativity and special relativity. And now I've gone down the rabbit hole... I am guessing its been a while since you have gotten on the water. You might want to try getting your line stretched. Quote
Super User J Francho Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 Why was Pavlov's hair so soft and silky? Because he conditioned it. 1 7 Quote
Happybeerbuzz Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 My reoccurring dumb thought. Me to myself after waking up: I will do _________ and then have coffee. Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 A thermos keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold. How do it know? 2 Quote
Super User Mobasser Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 If you catch a really big bass, is it a big old good one, or a good old big one? Quote
Super User jimmyjoe Posted July 19, 2019 Super User Posted July 19, 2019 7 hours ago, J Francho said: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft and silky? Because he conditioned it. That is HORRIBLE! ??? ??? jj 1 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted July 20, 2019 Super User Posted July 20, 2019 Why are there no 'B' batteries ? A-Jay 3 Quote
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