Super User .ghoti. Posted March 31, 2019 Super User Posted March 31, 2019 Imagine an America where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being brought into question. 7 3 Quote
Brew City Bass Posted March 31, 2019 Posted March 31, 2019 You been hittin' the devil's lettuce? haha 1 Quote
Global Moderator Mike L Posted March 31, 2019 Global Moderator Posted March 31, 2019 Or when he gets there he's told he went the wrong way. Mike 2 Quote
Glaucus Posted March 31, 2019 Posted March 31, 2019 This is the America I dream about for the children. 11 hours ago, Brew City Bass said: You been hittin' the devil's lettuce? haha Some guys like some brews while they fish, other guys don't want to pee every 10 minutes Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted March 31, 2019 Author Super User Posted March 31, 2019 13 hours ago, Brew City Bass said: You been hittin' the devil's lettuce? haha Nah. I gave that stuff up before you were born. 1 Quote
Brew City Bass Posted March 31, 2019 Posted March 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Glaucus said: This is the America I dream about for the children. Some guys like some brews while they fish, other guys don't want to pee every 10 minutes Haha, I happen to enjoy both. Nothing beats getting "relaxed" on the boat on a 70* July night. It's almost a performance enhancer for me, it makes me slow down and fish more methodically. 1 Quote
Super User Deleted account Posted April 1, 2019 Super User Posted April 1, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 2:08 AM, .ghoti. said: Imagine an America where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being brought into question. Free range chicken patties, newly arrived British Uber driver, Ralph Nader, Gallo Pinto, and an ACLU paralegal (maybe Brexit's passenger) all converge (at the crest) of a limited sight unmarked two lane intersection (I'm thinking maybe in Buffalo NY, or maybe Rhode Island) when suddenly brakes screech, panicked clucking abruptly ceases, and feathers fly everywhere, Do not be afraid, the sky isn't falling, life has a way of working out. Quote
Super User Gundog Posted April 2, 2019 Super User Posted April 2, 2019 I believe a chicken can cross the road without fear. Of course he must file the proper paper work for such a crossing and contact all local government agencies to ensure that the crossing is, indeed, legal. Also conduct an impact study to see how the chicken's crossing will hurt the environment. Then the chicken would have to get the permits o.k.ed by a third-party and include proof of insurance and use the proper safety barricades and employ guards on both sides of the road. Only then should the chicken cross the road. On 3/31/2019 at 2:23 AM, Brew City Bass said: You been hittin' the devil's lettuce? haha You mean the Johnny Red-Eye? 2 Quote
Super User NYWayfarer Posted April 2, 2019 Super User Posted April 2, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 2:08 AM, .ghoti. said: Imagine an America where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being brought into question. I love these thoughts of the day. Keep em' coming. I'll be thinking of this one next time I see uncle Joe on the news rubbing some woman's shoulders... 1 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted April 2, 2019 Super User Posted April 2, 2019 A-Jay's random Thought of the Day ~ Someday I want to meet the academic decathlon dropout who decided we should all board airplanes from front to back. Just to say "Thanks" ? A-Jay 1 Quote
Super User J Francho Posted April 2, 2019 Super User Posted April 2, 2019 The world is full of stupid people, and I just might be one of them. 1 1 Quote
Super User Gundog Posted April 2, 2019 Super User Posted April 2, 2019 Can a cart go before a horse? Cause the last time I checked, the horse has to pull the cart. Am I wrong on this? Or have I been misinformed all these years? Quote
Global Moderator Mike L Posted April 2, 2019 Global Moderator Posted April 2, 2019 Sometimes it not what you know..But who you know Mike Quote
Super User Gundog Posted April 2, 2019 Super User Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Mike L said: Sometimes it not what you know..But who you know Mike Who do you know and can you introduce me to them? 1 Quote
Glaucus Posted April 2, 2019 Posted April 2, 2019 How about a quote? One I've always loved is, "Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree." 1 Quote
Super User J Francho Posted April 2, 2019 Super User Posted April 2, 2019 From my mother: "We're all stuck here together, and no one gets out alive, so try and be nice, or I'll cut you." 1 4 Quote
Super User PhishLI Posted April 5, 2019 Super User Posted April 5, 2019 On 3/31/2019 at 2:08 AM, .ghoti. said: Imagine an America where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being brought into question. That depends entirely upon which gender it isn't. Quote
GrumpyOlPhartte Posted April 5, 2019 Posted April 5, 2019 Personal observation: There is no such thing as a stupid question; however, there surely are a lot of stupid people asking questions. 1 Quote
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