A Spider Dragging an Opossum

[Darren.]

26 minutes ago, Gundog said:

 

Fixed it for ya. 

Grammar Nazi among us. Oi.... 

 

Actually, it should now read "@J Francho, @Gundog, and me are technical like that."  

[Bankbeater]

Now I’m going to wake up tonight dreaming that those things are crawling on me. 

[Darren.]

Just now, Bankbeater said:

Now I’m going to wake up tonight dreaming that those things are crawling on me. 

Just don't kill your dog when you realize it's licking your face during your nightmare  

[J Francho]

2 hours ago, Gundog said:

 

Fixed it for ya. 

Ugh, that gets under my skin, lol. 

[TnRiver46]

As a man who deals with opossums for a living, that is definitely not what we have here haha. 

[Gundog]

I'm wondering now if depleted uranium tips are enough to kill that thing?  Maybe we should also lace the nukes with anthrax?  I know a simple boot swing just won't do it. And there isn't enough Raid in the world to make that thing even sneeze. What would you do if you saw that monster crawl under the door to your cellar? Just moving out wouldn't be enough. It could use the internet to find you. Track your every move. Steal your credit card numbers and order illegal, foreign opossums off the dark web.  And you couldn't sell your house. Who would buy a house with a giant spider where your futon use to be? It actually dragged the futon into the dining room so it could have more room. Then it went online and sold your futon on Craig's List. We must stop this thing before it takes over the world!  Gentlemen, there is only one solution to this problem. 

[Koz]

2 hours ago, Gundog said:

I'm wondering now if depleted uranium tips are enough to kill that thing?  Maybe we should also lace the nukes with anthrax?  I know a simple boot swing just won't do it. And there isn't enough Raid in the world to make that thing even sneeze. What would you do if you saw that monster crawl under the door to your cellar? Just moving out wouldn't be enough. It could use the internet to find you. Track your every move. Steal your credit card numbers and order illegal, foreign opossums off the dark web.  And you couldn't sell your house. Who would buy a house with a giant spider where your futon use to be? It actually dragged the futon into the dining room so it could have more room. Then it went online and sold your futon on Craig's List. We must stop this thing before it takes over the world!  Gentlemen, there is only one solution to this problem. 

 

Chuck Norris is so tough he can make a Happy Meal cry.

[MN Fisher]

[EGbassing]

I say we nuke them.

[soflabasser]

Glad I was raised to be a man that is not afraid of wildlife, knows how to fish, hunt, and live off the land if needed. Makes being in the outdoors much more enjoyable that is for sure!