It's January...

[Lord Castlereagh]

My rods and reels are clean and they gleam like diamonds. All is prepared. All is ready. The tackle box is stocked and sharp hooks wait for flesh. The lures and the plastics bear silent witness to the struggles, failures, and victories of seasons past. The fish are sleeping, barely stirring. I will not know them for a hundred days still...

 

But the mighty Potowmack, father of waters (that may be the Chesapeake in Indian language) and I have an appointment to keep.

 

I just don't know how to pass the time until then.

 

How do you do it? What glides you over that time? The time from now until the time to cast?

 

 

[Gundog]

I'm glad you ask that question. Nobody wants to tackle such a hot button issue on this forum but I believe I can indeed shed some light on the subject and not dance around it as many have. First let me answer the question I think you have asked. Yes but not without my pajama bottoms. Now let me answer the question you asked. As others will tell you, your question is a multi-layered one with few direct but many indirect nuances. Some will answer "tongue-in-cheek" while others will give a more concise reply. I feel nether is necessary. What must be give for a response is the absolute truth without a thought or care of ones own safety or frailty. Let me assure you I take this challenge as it is seen. To give you a glimpse into my own psyche. If unraveled, like a banner on a windy day, your question would stretch quite a long distance. The sun would gleam off the Mylar edges with the brightness of a laser, shinning into a gloomy man's soul. I hope this answers your question and may its bolster your spirit to great heights. 

Estou determinado a ordenhar essa vaca.

[MN Fisher]

1 hour ago, Gundog said:

Estou determinado a ordenhar essa vaca.

Conas a labhairt go leor agus aon rud a rá.

[12poundbass]

1 hour ago, Gundog said:

I'm glad you ask that question. Nobody wants to tackle such a hot button issue on this forum but I believe I can indeed shed some light on the subject and not dance around it as many have. First let me answer the question I think you have asked. Yes but not without my pajama bottoms. Now let me answer the question you asked. As others will tell you, your question is a multi-layered one with few direct but many indirect nuances. Some will answer "tongue-in-cheek" while others will give a more concise reply. I feel nether is necessary. What must be give for a response is the absolute truth without a thought or care of ones own safety or frailty. Let me assure you I take this challenge as it is seen. To give you a glimpse into my own psyche. If unraveled, like a banner on a windy day, your question would stretch quite a long distance. The sun would gleam off the Mylar edges with the brightness of a laser, shinning into a gloomy man's soul. I hope this answers your question and may its bolster your spirit to great heights. 

Estou determinado a ordenhar essa vaca.

Couldn't have said it better myself!

[Gundog]

En tåbelig mand giver sin kone et flygel. En vis mand giver sin kone et opretstående organ!

[MN Fisher]

Efallai y byddwch bob amser yn cadw'ch gwraig yn hapus, neu o leiaf yn cadw allan o'i hystod.

[Log Catcher]

16 hours ago, Gundog said:

I'm glad you ask that question. Nobody wants to tackle such a hot button issue on this forum but I believe I can indeed shed some light on the subject and not dance around it as many have. First let me answer the question I think you have asked. Yes but not without my pajama bottoms. Now let me answer the question you asked. As others will tell you, your question is a multi-layered one with few direct but many indirect nuances. Some will answer "tongue-in-cheek" while others will give a more concise reply. I feel nether is necessary. What must be give for a response is the absolute truth without a thought or care of ones own safety or frailty. Let me assure you I take this challenge as it is seen. To give you a glimpse into my own psyche. If unraveled, like a banner on a windy day, your question would stretch quite a long distance. The sun would gleam off the Mylar edges with the brightness of a laser, shinning into a gloomy man's soul. I hope this answers your question and may its bolster your spirit to great heights. 

Estou determinado a ordenhar essa vaca.

I'm glad you can explain things in such a simple easy to understand way. However you guys needs watch you language in some of these other posts. This is a family friendly forum.

[Turkey sandwich]

On 1/5/2019 at 8:26 PM, Gundog said:

I'm glad you ask that question. Nobody wants to tackle such a hot button issue on this forum but I believe I can indeed shed some light on the subject and not dance around it as many have. First let me answer the question I think you have asked. Yes but not without my pajama bottoms. Now let me answer the question you asked. As others will tell you, your question is a multi-layered one with few direct but many indirect nuances. Some will answer "tongue-in-cheek" while others will give a more concise reply. I feel nether is necessary. What must be give for a response is the absolute truth without a thought or care of ones own safety or frailty. Let me assure you I take this challenge as it is seen. To give you a glimpse into my own psyche. If unraveled, like a banner on a windy day, your question would stretch quite a long distance. The sun would gleam off the Mylar edges with the brightness of a laser, shinning into a gloomy man's soul. I hope this answers your question and may its bolster your spirit to great heights. 

Estou determinado a ordenhar essa vaca.

This is without question the funniest thing I've read on this forum since the bigfoot thread.