A question about Glenn

[Log Catcher]

Glenn had his wife running around talking to the pros getting tips and tricks. He spends a lot of time hanging out with Hank Parker getting info. We have a new tournament trail starting up. The question is will Glenn be the new super star on the new tournament trail?  Will he work his way into the elites and fish the Bassmaster classic. Or will he remain the the same mild mannered guy he is now. Just wondering.

[roadwarrior]

 I suspect he will be the same mild mannered man he is now.

 

 

[Sam]

Status quo.

[Gundog]

I still don't believe Glenn even exists. I've never actually seen him in person, only grainy video. People have searched for him everywhere and only found footprints. He's just a hoax.

 Your pal,

Bigfeets

[.ghoti.]

Oh, he exists. I sometimes suspect there are at least two of him. Twins, maybe even triplets. For one dude to get done all the things he gets done is almost beyond belief.

 

So, Glenn, tells us the names of your identical brothers.

 

Or are you using stunt doubles?

 

Inquiring minds want to knwo!

[BASS302]

15 hours ago, Gundog said:

I still don't believe Glenn even exists. I've never actually seen him in person, only grainy video. People have searched for him everywhere and only found footprints. He's just a hoax.

@Gundog,

 

Wasn't this published in Bass Resource recently?  Here's an excerpt:

 

Dear Bass Resource,

Some of my little friends say there is no Glenn.  Please tell me the truth, is there a Glenn?

@Gundog

 

Gundog, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Gundog, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Gundog, there is a Glenn.  He exists as certainly as jigs and spinnerbaits and crankbaits exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Glenn! It would be as dreary as if there were no bass. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

 

[burrows]

I was a skeptic as well didn’t believe I would point and laugh at those ppl walking by that were glen believers until I got out of hand on the forums one day said some stupid things maybe I should’ve said then suddenly Glen appeard to me and suddenly he became very real, so for those skeptics out there that think Glen is just some made up story your granpapa use to tell you as a kid I say act rite on the forums or Glen just might apear to you.

[Pro Logcatcher]

The love of fishing was so strong at the Classic that he might have manifested there, drawn by the power of fifteen dollar lures... 

[Fishing Rhino]

"And who, disguised as a mild mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, (that should be changed to a great national bass fishing web site) fights a never ending battle for truth, justice, and the American way...………………"

[Glenn]

Hmmm... could it be?

 

 

[islandbass]

On 9/26/2018 at 5:55 AM, .ghoti. said:

Oh, he exists. I sometimes suspect there are at least two of him. Twins, maybe even triplets. For one dude to get done all the things he gets done is almost beyond belief.

 

So, Glenn, tells us the names of your identical brothers.

 

Or are you using stunt doubles?

 

Inquiring minds want to knwo!

Actually triplets. You forgot about his roller skating brother, lol. ?

[Glenn]

You guys crack me up! 

[Columbia Craw]

Glenn does exist.  We met last October at ************** Reservoir and had a great chat. Glenn loves this sport and he is passionate about it.  He's a regular guy with a wife who loves to fish.  Good people.  I for one, appreciate his vision for this forum. We are lucky. 

[islandbass]

Not too long ago,

In a driveway,

far, far, away...