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So my ole lady divorced me today. She took half of everything I had. I never thought it would get this bad. She knew I was sneaking out on her a couple times a week. In my defense she was slender and always jumped up and smiled, but so was the other one when i caught her attention. I was only gone a couple hours a time in the morning as she still asleep yet I know she knew my heart was elsewhere.

 

It all started out a few years ago as I was on vacation down in Florida. I was so excited to get away from the cold that I could not contain myself. With a few beverages in hand I made my way out. At first it was the little ones that always pounce on the fresh meat. That was not for me. As much as I loved them I knew there was more, as I felt bad for my woman waiting by the door.

 

As I aged I knew that the more mature ladies would be harder to get but in the end more rewarding. My friends always laughed at me because I was not getting any, but the ones I did were overweight or too big as they would say. Yet they always made me smile. They had been around the block a time or two. They were not always the most good looking but they always aimed to please. Sometime they were harder to get, other times they were harder to let go, but they always had my heart.

 

However a short while ago I was busted. My wife caught up to me as I was sneaking out. She confronted me about the affair. She asked if she could meet the loves of my life. So without anyway of getting out of it I had to to take her.

 

So she caught a Tarpon, snook, redfish and a bunch of trout.

 

On the way home she bought her own tackle box and started taking half of my lures. I have never been more proud.

 

I can't wait to fish with her Tuesday. It is a joy to be able to fish with the love of your life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ps other than the fish.

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well dang that is awesome.

had me going for a minute.

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I’m confused,but I have partaking in a few adult beverages this evening...

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