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On 5/17/2018 at 7:56 PM, Burros said:
 
From Matt Moneymaker, Head of the BFRO, on Twitter:
 

"It's the latest publicity stunt by Todd Standing. He did the same thing in BC in October. He’s using Claudia Ackley to file this suit. We investigated Claudia's incident a while back. It was an optical illusion. That much was demonstrated to her. Now it should b considered a hoax"

 

If Todd Standing is backing it, its a hoax. He is not respected in the bigfoot world

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1 hour ago, Hyrule Bass said:
 
From Matt Moneymaker, Head of the BFRO, on Twitter:
 

"It's the latest publicity stunt by Todd Standing. He did the same thing in BC in October. He’s using Claudia Ackley to file this suit. We investigated Claudia's incident a while back. It was an optical illusion. That much was demonstrated to her. Now it should b considered a hoax"

 

If Todd Standing is backing it, its a hoax. He is not respected in the bigfoot world

Yep that Todd standings guy used to have a lot of credibility until a lot of his stuff turned out to be fake like that big foot blinking footage? That’s clearly Todd standings in that suit.

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Todd Standings is Bigfoot, confirmed.

 

This mystery is solved, now I'm gonna go enjoy some Scooby snacks. 

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I think that given the thousands of sightings across the country it's undeniable that people are seeing something, but the real question is what that something is. If this thing were a new undiscovered species or a presumed extinct species somebody would have found some form of DNA evidence to support this theory. For this species to survive it would have to be found in numbers large enough to reproduce at least as frequently as they die off, which would likely be somewhere between, I don't know, maybe 25-55 years just estimating from a human lifespan along with natural environmental factors like illness, parasites, infection.  SO IN CONCLUSION- the theory that this species exists is silly assuming that it does not have any supernatural powers like interdimensional travel or time travel, which if it were capable of we probably wouldn't be looking for them because they would have wiped us out already.

 

OK here's my theory, if the things people are seeing isn't just a mangy bear or lion...

(yes it's wack, what'd you expect in a bigfoot thread ?)

 

There's a secret society of people who dress up in Squatch costumes across the country, maybe even the globe. They dress up as bigfoot as a weekend hobby, probably have a forum (one could call it a "Squatchresource") with all the tricks of the trade. This theory would also give a good explanation as to how they can never find DNA evidence of a real sasquatch, and how sasquatches as a "species" are smart enough to avoid capture. Sounds like a dangerous hobby, I'd want some sort of kevlar in my squatch costume. And thermal vision so I could chase people like Predator...

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Looks like a wolf dog hybrid

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Looks like something I see right before I *** my pants.

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On 5/23/2018 at 10:28 PM, Looking for the big one said:

I think that given the thousands of sightings across the country it's undeniable that people are seeing something, but the real question is what that something is. If this thing were a new undiscovered species or a presumed extinct species somebody would have found some form of DNA evidence to support this theory. For this species to survive it would have to be found in numbers large enough to reproduce at least as frequently as they die off, which would likely be somewhere between, I don't know, maybe 25-55 years just estimating from a human lifespan along with natural environmental factors like illness, parasites, infection.  SO IN CONCLUSION- the theory that this species exists is silly assuming that it does not have any supernatural powers like interdimensional travel or time travel, which if it were capable of we probably wouldn't be looking for them because they would have wiped us out already.

 

OK here's my theory, if the things people are seeing isn't just a mangy bear or lion...

(yes it's wack, what'd you expect in a bigfoot thread ?)

 

There's a secret society of people who dress up in Squatch costumes across the country, maybe even the globe. They dress up as bigfoot as a weekend hobby, probably have a forum (one could call it a "Squatchresource") with all the tricks of the trade. This theory would also give a good explanation as to how they can never find DNA evidence of a real sasquatch, and how sasquatches as a "species" are smart enough to avoid capture. Sounds like a dangerous hobby, I'd want some sort of kevlar in my squatch costume. And thermal vision so I could chase people like Predator...

That is someone who is truly dedicated to do something with the possibility of being killed. 

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On ‎5‎/‎23‎/‎2018 at 11:28 PM, Looking for the big one said:

 

There's a secret society of people who dress up in Squatch costumes across the country, maybe even the globe. They dress up as bigfoot as a weekend hobby,

They're called "Furries" and we don't talk about them. Ever. ?

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On ‎5‎/‎10‎/‎2018 at 12:46 PM, Active_Outdoors said:

 I treat these Bigfoot stories the same way I treat the kid telling stories about a 15lb Michigan largemouth....with a grin and a smile

I'd like to see a bass with a grin and a smile.  The bass I catch seem to be grimacing in pain.

 

I took this photo at a family reunion.  I post it at great risk to my safety.

 

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10 hours ago, Fishing Rhino said:

I'd like to see a bass with a grin and a smile.  The bass I catch seem to be grimacing in pain.

 

I took this photo at a family reunion.  I post it at great risk to my safety.

 

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Which one is you????  ?

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10 hours ago, Gundog said:

Which one is you????  ?

I cannot take selfies.  But here I am with one of my feathered friends hitching a ride.  Or, maybe he thought that mop of hair was a nest.

 

This photo was not altered in any way.

 

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8 minutes ago, Fishing Rhino said:

I cannot take selfies.  But here I am with one of my feathered friends hitching a ride.  Or, maybe he thought that mop of hair was a nest.

 

This photo was not altered in any way.

 

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Never seen that one before.

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I didnt read the whole tread but will add this . If theres a big hairy biped out there , dont you think that good hunting dogs would have done cornered one ? I cant imagine a bigfoot going un-molested with a pack of plot hounds in the   neighborhood .

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On 5/8/2018 at 8:39 PM, Bassguytom said:

There are a lot of bear in the woods. They can stand on 2 feet. The mind really does play tricks on you.

A couple of years ago I saw a black bear looking at me from top of a cliff. There are no known bears in this part of Missouri . I had my camera out ready to take pictures and be famous .Then it moved and turned out to be a cow .

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If the truth is out there... then the Smithsonian undoubtedly claimed it and hid it in 1 of their 13 underground vault levels or whatever it is that people claim. Just like the giants! :P

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I've been talking to an expert in the field of Sasquatches and all things Sasquatch related and he told me there are different kinds of Sasquatches. So far the ones identified are as follows.

 

The standard Sasquatch. Found in the northern parts of the continental US this Sasquatch is the Sasquatch we think of when we here about Sasquatches.

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The Canadian Sasquatch. The Canadian Sasquatch is found north of the US border and is known for having a poor sense of humor. Pictured is the Canadian Sasquatch shaved.

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The Southern California Sasquatch. The Southern California Sasquatch is the smallest of all the Sasquatches. Its believed that its small stature is due to its vegan diet and smug attitude. 

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If anybody has spotted other kinds of Sasquatches please post your pics here as this will be the official thread for Sasquatch research from now on. 

 

 

 

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no one has ever found bigfoot poop.  that's all the proof you need right there.  all animals poop.  no poop, no animal.

 

as for aliens though, i can explain why you haven't, and never will see one of those. that's very easy

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How do they know it's big foot poop?

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