jbmaine Posted March 3, 2018 Posted March 3, 2018 The other night my wife and I were watching a late movie. There was a couple on the shore of a lake that were " getting busy ". Clothes were coming off, things were getting " steamy ". At this point my wife and I turned to each other, excitement in our eyes, and at the same time said " Man, did you see that fish jump!!. It had to be a 5 pounder!!! It's been a long winter Jim 6 12 Quote
Smokinal Posted March 3, 2018 Posted March 3, 2018 You know you are obsessed when you use braid as dental floss.... 2 Quote
Super User MassYak85 Posted March 3, 2018 Super User Posted March 3, 2018 My favorite one is: When Garlic smells like JJ's magic, not the other way around. 2 4 Quote
Super User Log Catcher Posted March 3, 2018 Super User Posted March 3, 2018 I have to keep telling myself that soft plastics and jigs marked PB&J are not real food. I have to keep my wife away from anything marked bubble gum. Quote
BuzzHudson19c Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 When driving, If we pass anybody of water I start breaking it down. "Whoa, rivers up today. Bet they got lock 2 open. You see how the water is pooling up on the east bank behind those boulders? Nice south wind. I could get the Kayak right up there and run squarebills all day!" Then I get "Will you watch the road and stop looking at the water!" It's been since thanksgiving since I have fished. Only a few more weeks to go... 5 Quote
Super User MassYak85 Posted March 4, 2018 Super User Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, BuzzHudson19c said: When driving, If we pass anybody of water I start breaking it down. "Whoa, rivers up today. Bet they got lock 2 open. You see how the water is pooling up on the east bank behind those boulders? Nice south wind. I could get the Kayak right up there and run squarebills all day!" Then I get "Will you watch the road and stop looking at the water!" It's been since thanksgiving since I have fished. Only a few more weeks to go... I do the same lol. I'm probably at my biggest risk of getting in an accident when the road parallels water of any kind. 3 Quote
Super User Bankbeater Posted March 4, 2018 Super User Posted March 4, 2018 I've been practicing my flipping and pitching in the backyard, and I swear I have felt a bite. 3 4 Quote
68camaro Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 24 minutes ago, Bankbeater said: I've been practicing my flipping and pitching in the backyard, and I swear I have felt a bite. Did you set the hook... 2 Quote
FishDewd Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 10 hours ago, Bankbeater said: I've been practicing my flipping and pitching in the backyard, and I swear I have felt a bite. Probably a tree pounder! 8 Quote
Super User the reel ess Posted March 5, 2018 Super User Posted March 5, 2018 When you know how Trick Worms taste (salty). 1 Quote
riverbasser Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 Most of your aquaintances only talk to you about fishong 2 Quote
RB 77 Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 When you wake your old lady up setting the hook in your sleep! 4 Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted March 5, 2018 Super User Posted March 5, 2018 Help me . . . . A-Jay 1 1 Quote
Chefster Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 When your kids have middle names like, largie, smallie, spot, June bug, and shad. When your delivery guy knows exactly where to hide the packages so your wife won’t find them when she gets home first. 4 Quote
Super User J._Bricker Posted March 5, 2018 Super User Posted March 5, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 6:40 PM, BuzzHudson19c said: When driving, If we pass anybody of water I start breaking it down. "Whoa, rivers up today. Bet they got lock 2 open. You see how the water is pooling up on the east bank behind those boulders? Nice south wind. I could get the Kayak right up there and run squarebills all day!" Then I get "Will you watch the road and stop looking at the water!" It's been since thanksgiving since I have fished. Only a few more weeks to go... X3- be it a lake, river, or the ocean at the movies, on tv, or just out driving those thoughts of what kind of fish, where are they setting up, what might they hit, what rod/rig/lure would I use and where would I start. I’ve got to chuckle at myself when this happens... 1 Quote
Fishingmickey Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 When your outlay for fishing tackle exceeds the GDP of a third world country. When the inside of house looks like a Cabela's or Bass Pro shop blew up. When you have enough rods and reels to equip a boy scout troop. When the bait monkey has asked have you had you "fix" this week. When you have every color of tackle warehouse tee shirts. 2 Quote
SDoolittle Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 When your wife wants to paint the bathroom, and she asks you what colors you like, and you reply with "black and blue or green pumpkin." 6 Quote
Super User bigbill Posted March 5, 2018 Super User Posted March 5, 2018 You want the garlic scent with red wine vinegar on your salad....... You constantly surf the web for sales, clearances and close outs. The money you save keeps you above the dollar menu at mcdonalds. you go out to eat and ask to bring home the left over salad dressing to use as attractant. . You already have 10 of your hottest baits in stock but you buy ten more of each. Id rather work on filling my new tacklebox than going out to a dinner and a movie. You go to sleep thinking about that first cast of the season. paying too much attention while bass fishing could get me mugged someday. It’s not good to get completely zoned out. Look around often to things going on around you. 1 Quote
Super User TOXIC Posted March 5, 2018 Super User Posted March 5, 2018 When every coat, jacket, windbreaker you own has soft plastics in the pocket. 5 1 Quote
Way north bass guy Posted March 5, 2018 Posted March 5, 2018 When you go out to the garage to get something for work and see the boat sitting there all shiny and ready to go, but there’s still 2’ of ice on the lakes and you just want to start bawling! ( this is me right about now). 9 hours ago, RB 77 said: When you wake your old lady up setting the hook in your sleep! I have done this several times after a day of good catching. Nothing like a “dream hookset” to jolt everyone out of sleep ? 1 Quote
LadiMopar Posted March 6, 2018 Posted March 6, 2018 On 3/3/2018 at 9:40 PM, BuzzHudson19c said: When driving, If we pass anybody of water I start breaking it down. "Whoa, rivers up today. Bet they got lock 2 open. You see how the water is pooling up on the east bank behind those boulders? Nice south wind. I could get the Kayak right up there and run squarebills all day!" Then I get "Will you watch the road and stop looking at the water!" It's been since thanksgiving since I have fished. Only a few more weeks to go... Bass water recon- I use my trucks Navigation system to "see" the water I can't see from the road...now if they could just add the bathymetry to those maps! 3 Quote
Super User scaleface Posted March 6, 2018 Super User Posted March 6, 2018 I'm an early riser . I think the only person on this forum who gets up earlier than me is Catt .Maybe he just doesnt sleep . So I'm in the recliner with my coffee at 4 AM this morning going through Bass resource and nod off . I dream that I am in my boat idling around a cove , getting a general impression of the lake . I wake up thinking the fish are 8 foot deep and I'm heading to secondary points and throw a Deep Wee R . Quote
Super User the reel ess Posted March 6, 2018 Super User Posted March 6, 2018 You routinely find used soft plastics in the driveway and bed of the truck. 1 Quote
jbmaine Posted March 6, 2018 Author Posted March 6, 2018 Last night my wife started a commotion. I thought she was in medical distress. I came around the corner and found her at the computer, banging her fists on the table. She was checking the weather and the coming storm was updated to around 19" of snow. She was just about shouting " NO, NO MORE SNOW, WE NEED ICE OUT, ICE OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Quote
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