Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 1, 2018 Super User Posted March 1, 2018 On our recent trip to Daytona, and our daughter's home in Georgia, we stopped at a rest area to use the facilities. I walked into the men's room, and staring me in the face as I walked up to the urinal was a sign. This was not graffiti as there was a brass plate over each urinal that read, "This is a hands free operation urinal". So, I walked up to it and stood there waiting to see how it would work. Shortly thereafter, a fellow walked up to the urinal next to me, saw the sign and started laughing. I looked at him and said, don't ask me. It must be broken. I've been standing here for a couple of minutes and nothing has happened yet. 1 3
Global Moderator Mike L Posted March 1, 2018 Global Moderator Posted March 1, 2018 Welcome to Florida The rules are different here! ? Mike
Super User slonezp Posted March 2, 2018 Super User Posted March 2, 2018 Were you expecting a reach around? 1 4
Super User Redlinerobert Posted March 2, 2018 Super User Posted March 2, 2018 4 hours ago, slonezp said: Were you expecting a reach around? He said he walked up to it, not with his back to it. Duh. 2 1
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 2, 2018 Author Super User Posted March 2, 2018 5 hours ago, slonezp said: Were you expecting a reach around? What I was most concerned about was getting pinched by the zipper upper. 2
Super User Ratherbfishing Posted March 2, 2018 Super User Posted March 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Fishing Rhino said: What I was most concerned about was getting pinched by the zipper upper. "How'd you get the beans above the frank?" 1
Super User NHBull Posted March 2, 2018 Super User Posted March 2, 2018 I see your from MA, did you pay your urinal tax. Here in NH, they work fine?
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 2, 2018 Author Super User Posted March 2, 2018 19 minutes ago, NHBull said: I see your from MA, did you pay your urinal tax. Here in NH, they work fine? I'm from MA, but we were on our way to Daytona. I believe it was a rest area in Virginia. I still don't know how they work. Can you enlighten me as to how the hands free thing works?
Hez Posted March 2, 2018 Posted March 2, 2018 I believe that means you don't have to use your hands to flush....you still have to use your hands to get the hose out! 1
Super User J Francho Posted March 2, 2018 Super User Posted March 2, 2018 20 hours ago, Fishing Rhino said: Shortly thereafter, a fellow walked up to the urinal next to me If there were more than two urinals, this would be a serious crime. 3 1
Super User Columbia Craw Posted March 2, 2018 Super User Posted March 2, 2018 If the brass plate was green and corroded, you would at least know the trajectory aspect was set far to high. True story: When I was in high school, our football team was on a bus ride to to coast to play Marshfield. We stopped on a little highway short cut for a rest stop. There was an old service station from the 1930's is serious disrepair but it has a rest room. It hadn't been updated or cleaned in years. Above the sink, at least I think it was a sink, some one had written with a felt pen, "PLEASE P*SS ON YOUR HANDS AFTER WASHING. THE WATER HERE IS FILTHY" I laughed my butt off. We lost the game. 1 1
Last_Cast Posted March 21, 2018 Posted March 21, 2018 On 3/1/2018 at 9:52 PM, slonezp said: Were you expecting a reach around? life would be good.. 1
Super User NYWayfarer Posted March 21, 2018 Super User Posted March 21, 2018 There should be a sensor that detects when you step away from the urinal. It then automatically flushes itself. In other words its a hands free urinal not hands free urination. 1 1
Super User Gundog Posted March 21, 2018 Super User Posted March 21, 2018 2 hours ago, NYWayfarer said: In other words its a hands free urinal not hands free urination. Not as much fun if you ask me. 3
Super User NYWayfarer Posted March 21, 2018 Super User Posted March 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Gundog said: Not as much fun if you ask me. I agree, but way safer. After all what could possibly go wrong with an automated hands free urination system? 1
frosty Posted March 31, 2018 Posted March 31, 2018 Wait a second... you guys use your hands when you pee???
Super User Gundog Posted April 1, 2018 Super User Posted April 1, 2018 3 hours ago, frosty said: Wait a second... you guys use your hands when you pee??? Yea....Who's hands do you use??? 1
frosty Posted April 1, 2018 Posted April 1, 2018 26 minutes ago, Gundog said: Yea....Who's hands do you use??? Who’s ever are smallest or warmest. 1 1
frosty Posted April 2, 2018 Posted April 2, 2018 The really confusing ones are the ones that look automatic, but they have a button on top This is why I just go outside! 1 1
Super User deaknh03 Posted April 2, 2018 Super User Posted April 2, 2018 On 3/1/2018 at 5:12 PM, Fishing Rhino said: On our recent trip to Daytona, and our daughter's home in Georgia, we stopped at a rest area to use the facilities. I walked into the men's room, and staring me in the face as I walked up to the urinal was a sign. This was not graffiti as there was a brass plate over each urinal that read, "This is a hands free operation urinal". So, I walked up to it and stood there waiting to see how it would work. Shortly thereafter, a fellow walked up to the urinal next to me, saw the sign and started laughing. I looked at him and said, don't ask me. It must be broken. I've been standing here for a couple of minutes and nothing has happened yet. Tom, don't you normally sit down to pee anyway? 1
Super User J Francho Posted April 2, 2018 Super User Posted April 2, 2018 This has just gotten dumb, lol.
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