The man store.

[Redlinerobert]

Ladies looking for a man?  Step right in...

 

An unusual High-End store in New York selling new husbands had just opened. It was publicized that each woman could visit this store ONLY ONCE! There were six floors and the value of the products increased as the shopper ascended the flights. The shopper could choose any item from any floor, or choose to go up to the next floor, but could not go back down except to exit the building!

So, a single woman called Cheryl went to the store to find a husband. On the first-floor the sign on the door read:

Floor 1 - These Men Have jobs

She was intrigued, but continued to the second-floor, where the sign read:

Floor 2 - These Men Have Jobs and Love Kids

"That's nice", she thought. "But I want more." So, she continued upward. The third-floor sign read:

Floor 3 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and Are Extremely Good Looking

"Wow!" she exclaimed. But felt the urge to keep ascending. She went to the fourth-floor where the sign read:

Floor 4 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Good Looking and Help with Housework

"Oh, mercy me!" she burst out. "I can hardly stand it!". Still, she went to the fifth-floor where the sign read:

Floor 5 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop-Dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak

She was so tempted to stay, but she went to the sixth-floor, where the sign read:

Floor 6 - You Are Visitor 31,456,012 to This Floor. There Are No Men on This Floor. This Floor Exists Solely as Proof That Women Are Impossible to Please. Thank You for Shopping at the Husband Store.

[Gundog]

Good one 

[Alan Reed]

Haha

[Oregon Native]

Good one....wonder what the store would offer if the roll's were reversed and if "a man" would go all the way also??

[Redlinerobert]

4 hours ago, Oregon Native said:

Good one....wonder what the store would offer if the roll's were reversed and if "a man" would go all the way also??

I'd stop at "Enjoys fishing."

[lo n slo]

10 hours ago, Oregon Native said:

Good one....wonder what the store would offer if the roll's were reversed and if "a man" would go all the way also??

floor 3 - BIG ‘UN’S  ☝️

[tander]

12 hours ago, Oregon Native said:

Good one....wonder what the store would offer if the roll's were reversed and if "a man" would go all the way also??

Has boat and motor

[Dwight Hottle]

On 11/15/2017 at 7:57 AM, Oregon Native said:

Good one....wonder what the store would offer if the roll's were reversed and if "a man" would go all the way also??

Men will always go all the way if asked. 

[slonezp]

On 11/15/2017 at 6:57 AM, Oregon Native said:

Good one....wonder what the store would offer if the roll's were reversed and if "a man" would go all the way also??

Floor 1-These women breathe

Floor 2-These women breathe and are mute

Floor 3-These women breathe are mute and can cook

Floor 4-These women breathe, are mute, can cook, and have no baggage

Floor 5-These women breathe, are mute, can cook, have no baggage, and are not insecure

Floor 6-(The Pipe Dream Floor)These women breathe, are mute, can cook, have no baggage, are not insecure, and are hot nymphos

[IndianaFinesse]

3 minutes ago, slonezp said:

Floor 1-These women breathe

Floor 2-These women breathe and are mute

Floor 3-These women breathe are mute and can cook

Floor 4-These women breathe, are mute, can cook, and have no baggage

Floor 5-These women breathe, are mute, can cook, have no baggage, and are not insecure

Floor 6-(The Pipe Dream Floor)These women breathe, are mute, can cook, have no baggage, are not insecure, and are hot nymphos

But what about the "skilled fisherwomen" floor?

[slonezp]

Just now, IndianaFinesse said:

But what about the "skilled fisherwomen" floor?

Not a priority in my book

[Oregon Native]

11 hours ago, slonezp said:

Floor 1-These women breathe

Floor 2-These women breathe and are mute

Floor 3-These women breathe are mute and can cook

Floor 4-These women breathe, are mute, can cook, and have no baggage

Floor 5-These women breathe, are mute, can cook, have no baggage, and are not insecure

Floor 6-(The Pipe Dream Floor)These women breathe, are mute, can cook, have no baggage, are not insecure, and are hot nymphos

Oh My Goodness.....

[Ratherbfishing]

On 11/15/2017 at 5:54 PM, lo n slo said:

floor 3 - BIG ‘UN’S  ☝️

If the first floor had this, many (read as "most") men would stop there. (I didn't say we were smart)