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Elderly couple in church. Wife turns to husband and says “I’ve just done a silent fart, what should I do?

Husband says “put new batteries in your hearing aid!”

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Good one. There was an older guy at my church who would always fall asleep during the service, one day his wife nudged him awake and said "Dave they asked you to pray". So he stands up and starts to pray right in the middle of preaching. Everyone turns around confused and then all just bow their heads to go along with it. Including the preacher.

 

He doesn't fall asleep anymore

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