Is someone trying to tell me something ???

[Columbia Craw]

I checked my mail today and found a letter with the quote, " Time waits for no one." posted on the lower left face.  I opened it and found a special offer, addressed to me by first name for my cremation.  Maybe I ticked the wife off and didn't know it. At this point, I think I'll hold off for awhile.

[12poundbass]

23 minutes ago, Columbia Craw said:

I checked my mail today and found a letter with the quote, " Time waits for no one." posted on the lower left face.  I opened it and found a special offer, addressed to me by first name for my cremation.  Maybe I ticked the wife off and didn't know it. At this point, I think I'll hold off for awhile.

I'll PM you my address...can I have your fishing gear? ?

[slonezp]

Someone is trying to tell me something as well. I will be winning the Powerball tonight. I purchased my tickets yesterday from a tall midget, working behind the counter, at the gas station. Not 15 minutes later, on the radio, the DJ made reference to a tall midget. Coincidence??? I think not....

[deaknh03]

37 minutes ago, slonezp said:

Someone is trying to tell me something as well. I will be winning the Powerball tonight. I purchased my tickets yesterday from a tall midget, working behind the counter, at the gas station. Not 15 minutes later, on the radio, the DJ made reference to a tall midget. Coincidence??? I think not....

Sounds legit. If I were you I would start spending the money now. 

[Sam]

Funerals start around $12,000 and go up from there.

 

To save money families will go with cremation which is much less expensive.

 

Just don't burn the boat.

[Hez]

All of this talk makes me want to go fishin!'! 

[Jigfishn10]

Burn the letter and mail the ashes back to the sender.

[12poundbass]

1 hour ago, Hez said:

All of this talk makes me want to go fishin!'! 

Wear you life jacket! ?

[Hez]

4 hours ago, 12poundbass said:

Wear you life jacket! ?

 

Always when the big motor is on!  

[Gundog]

CC if you are looking to be cremated I know a guy who will do it really cheap. Just meet him behind the Stuckey's at 1 am and he'll take care of everything else. Good luck buddy.