Super User Redlinerobert Posted February 4, 2017 Super User Posted February 4, 2017 A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl Game in Houston. He has a luxury suite reserved at the stadium, plus airline tickets valid from any US airport, a hotel suite and tickets to attend two pre-game parties. However, he somehow failed to realize that the game is scheduled for the same day as his wedding. So he can't go. If you're interested, and if you’d like to go instead of him, it's at St. Peter's Church in New York City, at 5:00 pm. Her name is Susan. She's 5'4", about 125 lbs., great figure, a good cook and makes $180,000 a year as a stockbroker. She’ll be the one in the white dress. 2 Quote
Super User Sam Posted February 4, 2017 Super User Posted February 4, 2017 Good one, Robert. You made me smile this morning. Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted February 4, 2017 Super User Posted February 4, 2017 Only you Redline. Quote
IndianaFinesse Posted February 4, 2017 Posted February 4, 2017 @Catch and Grease is going to file for copy right infringement... 5 Quote
Super User Catch and Grease Posted February 5, 2017 Super User Posted February 5, 2017 Woah woah woah, I'm pretty sure there's something in the Constitution that says you can't just steal people's jokes... hahaha 3 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted February 5, 2017 Author Super User Posted February 5, 2017 Wrong document. I think it's the Ten Commandments you're referring to. 1 Quote
IndianaFinesse Posted February 5, 2017 Posted February 5, 2017 2 hours ago, Redlinerobert said: Wrong document. I think it's the Ten Commandments you're referring to. #5 on The list, "Thou shalt not steal catch and greases jokes". Jk of course. 1 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted February 6, 2017 Super User Posted February 6, 2017 15 hours ago, IndianaFinesse said: #5 on The list, "Thou shalt not steal catch and greases jokes". Jk of course. It's #6, he who hath the porneth stache shall not have his jokes pilfered. 3 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted February 6, 2017 Author Super User Posted February 6, 2017 hahaa Quote
Super User Catch and Grease Posted February 7, 2017 Super User Posted February 7, 2017 12 hours ago, deaknh03 said: It's #6, he who hath the porneth stache shall not have his jokes pilfered. Lolol 1 Quote
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