Uncles Christmas joke

[jr231]

When I was a young boy... I was really into WWF . I looked up to all of them.. the undertaker , HHH , stone cold, the rock.. I was in love with wrestling.. had the figures and toy belts..watched the show religiously. 

Well one Christmas my uncle made a picture of me with stone cold.. he photo shopped us together . And gave it to me as a gift.. then he proceeded to convince me that i met him and that we took the picture at a local restaurant in Lexington KY. 

I went several years thinking I met my idol..  lol. My uncle sent me the picture the other day just to remind me. 

Funny to me now, but I thought it was very cruel when I found out. 

[riverbasser]

Sounds like an something a cousin of mine would do. Funny story

BTW I was also a fan of stone cold back in the day

[deaknh03]

HHH is from the town next to me, 15 mins away.

[jr231]

I met Mick foley awhile back (aka mankind, dude love, cactus jack) at a airport in Florida. He's a big dude. 

My brother was like aye bro, didnt we used to have action figures of that guy? I was like where ?? Sure enough.. Mr foley , looking me right in the eyes. Asked us how we were ,he gave a nod and kept movin. 

[deaknh03]

Ok..I patted Andre the giant on the back after a match at Boston garden, probably 1978 or so. What a sweaty mess, but I loved it.

[jr231]

1 minute ago, deaknh03 said:

Ok..I patted Andre the giant on the back after a match at Boston garden, probably 1978 or so. What a sweaty mrds, but I loved it.

Are you a grandpa yet ? Ha-ha ! Just playin. Seriously though you could be. My dad was a grandfather at 42. 

Andre is before my time. But I'm pretty familiar with him. Wasn't he supposedly undefeated until hulk Hogan did that body slam on him. 

Yes I know it's all staged. Lol. 

[deaknh03]

Dude..Andre the giant, the best wrestler ever..ever. my kids are 6 and 9 so nope on the grandpa thing..I'm 45. 

Ps, read about andre, legendary stuff, eating and drinking stories are awesome.

[jr231]

I think Ive heard about 100 beer nights or something of the sort lol 

[Senko lover]

I'm a huge fan of present-day Rock, even though he's no longer in the wrestling game. I watch WWE sometimes but it's way too fake for my liking. I'm sure it was better back in y'alls days haha. If you look up, "The Rock Reacts to first WWE Match," that's a pretty cool vid. Can't post it here though due to language.

 

[Gundog]

What about Haystacks Calhoun? My grandparents on my dad's side use to watch me cause both my parents worked. My granddad use to watch pro wrasslin' every saturday night. He was a big fan of Bruno Sammartino but I was amazed with Haystacks.

[riverbasser]

This is bringing back alot of memories.

Randy Savage

Kane

The undertaker

Big show

The wolfpack

Sting

Cage match!!!

I don't know if I could stand to watch wrestling anymore for more than a few minutes but as a kid it was like the MMA or ultimate fighter is today.

[A-Jay]

13 hours ago, deaknh03 said:

Ok..I patted Andre the giant on the back after a match at Boston garden, probably 1978 or so. What a sweaty mess, but I loved it.

If that was the 18 man Battle Royal match ~ I was there too.  My fishing buddy at the time was a Die Hard WWF fan and begged me to go with him.   He was pretty high on Bruno Sammartino.

It was the only event of it's kind I've ever been to and was a little crazy.

The Crowd was Nutz !

** EDIT **  I stand corrected - this is the card I was at.

WWF @ Boston, MA - Boston Garden - October 9, 1982 (15,100)
Baron Mikel Scicluna defeated Mac Rivera
Curt Hennig defeated Mr. X
Andre the Giant won a battle royal; other participants included: Curt Hennig, Charlie Fulton, Chief Jay Strongbow, Jules Strongbow, Steve Travis, Mr. Fuji, Mr. Saito, Tony Garea, Salvatore Bellomo, Pete Sanchez, Mr. X, the Masked Marvel, Mac Rivera, WWF IC Champion Pedro Morales, and Swede Hanson
WWF IC Champion Pedro Morales defeated Charlie Fulton
Superstar Billy Graham defeated Ivan Putski via count-out
WWF Tag Team Champion Mr. Fuji defeated Pete Sanchez
WWF World Champion Bob Backlund defeated Buddy Rose
WWF Tag Team Champion Mr. Saito defeated Frank Williams
Andre the Giant defeated Swede Hanson
Tony Garea defeated the White Angel

A-Jay

[Red Bear]

I currently am subscribed to WWE Network. Lots of old video and stuff on there, all the old PPVs, also WCW and ECW video catalogs, new shows, and all of the new PPVs every month, which is like every two weeks now since RAW and Smackdown are separate shows. $9.99 a month isnt bad for all of that, especially since it includes the PPVs. so much better than paying like $50 a month to order it on cable, which i dont have cable, i have directv which no longer carries the PPVs since WWE Network started. Hooked my computer up to my tv like a dual monitor and can watch the PPVs on the big screen

[jr231]

We should do a bass resource TLC match.. I can try and suplex @deaknh03 off a ladder through a table . 

[A-Jay]

3 minutes ago, Yeajray231 said:

We should do a bass resource TLC match.. I can try and suplex @deaknh03 off a ladder through a table . 

Got Wood ?

A-Jay

[deaknh03]

6 hours ago, A-Jay said:

If that was the 18 man Battle Royal match ~ I was there too.  My fishing buddy at the time was a Die Hard WWF fan and begged me to go with him.   He was pretty high on Bruno Sammartino.

It was the only event of it's kind I've ever been to and was a little crazy.

The Crowd was Nutz !

** EDIT **  I stand corrected - this is the card I was at.

WWF @ Boston, MA - Boston Garden - October 9, 1982 (15,100)
Baron Mikel Scicluna defeated Mac Rivera
Curt Hennig defeated Mr. X
Andre the Giant won a battle royal; other participants included: Curt Hennig, Charlie Fulton, Chief Jay Strongbow, Jules Strongbow, Steve Travis, Mr. Fuji, Mr. Saito, Tony Garea, Salvatore Bellomo, Pete Sanchez, Mr. X, the Masked Marvel, Mac Rivera, WWF IC Champion Pedro Morales, and Swede Hanson
WWF IC Champion Pedro Morales defeated Charlie Fulton
Superstar Billy Graham defeated Ivan Putski via count-out
WWF Tag Team Champion Mr. Fuji defeated Pete Sanchez
WWF World Champion Bob Backlund defeated Buddy Rose
WWF Tag Team Champion Mr. Saito defeated Frank Williams
Andre the Giant defeated Swede Hanson
Tony Garea defeated the White Angel

A-Jay

The match I was at andre defeated Don muraco, the magnificent one.

[everythingthatswims]

5 hours ago, Yeajray231 said:

We should do a bass resource TLC match.. I can try and suplex @deaknh03 off a ladder through a table . 

Won't be a match without @Raider Nation Fisher

[jr231]

2 minutes ago, everythingthatswims said:

Won't be a match without @Raider Nation Fisher

You're in tho right ? You know you wanna frogsplash @A-Jay from off the top rope. 

[A-Jay]

1 minute ago, Yeajray231 said:

You're in tho right ? You know you wanna frogsplash @A-Jay from off the top rope. 

Do IT !

A-Jay

[jr231]

1 minute ago, A-Jay said:

Do IT !

A-Jay

Ha-ha why is that so d**n funny .. 

[A-Jay]

Just now, Yeajray231 said:

Ha-ha why is that so d**n funny .. 

I don't know but it is !

A-Jay

[deaknh03]

6 hours ago, Yeajray231 said:

We should do a bass resource TLC match.. I can try and suplex @deaknh03 off a ladder through a table . 

I think it's pretty obvious that you wanna see me in a leotard, and then put your hands on me. 

[lo n slo]

19 hours ago, Gundog said:

What about Haystacks Calhoun? My grandparents on my dad's side use to watch me cause both my parents worked. My granddad use to watch pro wrasslin' every saturday night. He was a big fan of Bruno Sammartino but I was amazed with Haystacks.

now yer talkin

#bestthreadever

[jr231]

4 minutes ago, deaknh03 said:

I think it's pretty obvious that you wanna see me in a leotard, and then put your hands on me. 

Lol . What is this high school wrestling ? Nahh this is wrasslin son. 

Comments like that will get you the chair too. 

[lo n slo]

i got this