Rumors

[Glenn]

Hey guys....lets forget about the national headlines and have some fun at each others expense by starting some false rumors:

Roadwarrior catches personal best on a Senko knockoff while borrowing Abu-Garia equipment...Abu is now considering sponsorship.

[jr231]

Im 6 foot tall!! 

[Sam]

Bull sharks have been spotted in the Historic James, Appomattox and Chickahominy Rivers and the Virginia Department of Game and Inland Fisheries is telling everyone to stay out of these rivers until further notice.

[atomicfriday]

Sam... that might not be a rumor! Bull sharks are known for perusing far into freshwater estuaries, not always little ones either.

On another note, I'm pregnant! 

 

[dave]

muddy is returning to Bassresource...

[J Francho]

Redline is buying a Prius.

[Scott F]

Bass Pro Shops is buying Lund, Yamamoto, Shimano, WalMart and Apple

[.ghoti.]

J Francho has sold all of his drums, bought a banjo, and is moving to Nashville to try out for the Grand Old Opry. 

[Bass Turd]

2 hours ago, atomicfriday said:

On another note, I'm pregnant! 

... but honey....???!!!

[A-Jay]

I hate my new boat with a passion ~ I'm selling it and All My Bass gear as soon as possible.

I'll be buying some hip waders & taking up fly fishing for sturgeon.

A-Jay

 

 

[J Francho]

Raider bought a Can-Am Spyder.

[pawpaw]

1 minute ago, A-Jay said:

I hate my new boat with a passion ~ I'm selling it and All My Bass gear as soon as possible.

I'll be buying some hip waders & taking up fly fishing for sturgeon.

A-Jay

 

 

 I hear some Glenn guy is looking for a trout fishing partner since there ain't no bass where he lives. Word is he has some cool electronic equipment he got from a former member and he doesn't even have to leave the driveway to catch fish. If the fly fishing for sturgeon thing doesn't work out and maybe he will let you in on some of that driveway trout action.

I mean since you'll already have the fly rod and all.

[A-Jay]

@Big-O is a Closet Ultra-Light / Finesse Angler . . . .

@Fishing Rhino Hates Lobster . . . .

@shimmy was seen fishing in a Tuxedo last week . . . .

A-Jay

[Steveo-1969]

3 hours ago, atomicfriday said:

On another note, I'm pregnant! 

 

I'm the father!

[A-Jay]

@Bobby Uhrig is selling Megastrike.

Seems he's landed the starring role in a remake of the made for television musical Geppetto ~

A-Jay

[mrmacwvu1]

Raider is actually Asian

[Steveo-1969]

10 minutes ago, mrmacwvu1 said:

Raider is actually Asian

And @Raider Nation Fisher is a closet Denver Broncos fan.  Literally.  He has a locked closet in his house full of Broncos memorabilia which he fondles in the dark of night by candlelight.

[Fishing Rhino]

1 hour ago, mrmacwvu1 said:

Raider is actually Asian

And, he makes ladles.

Sloanzp's real name is Al Bundy and was a star football player in high school. 

A-jay, I only hated lobsters that crawled into someone else's traps.

Glenn's wife Keri makes flapperdoodles to take the harmonics out of high tension wires.

00 mod is going to direct an episode of Moonshiners.

[slonezp]

People like me

[K_Mac]

37 minutes ago, slonezp said:

People like me

That right there is funny!

I heard from a reliable source that Goose52 has given up fishing, and has turned his intellect and organizational skills to needlepoint.

[00 mod]

@Maico1 sold all of his JDM stuff to me for $1

@A-Jay traded his Lund in to buy a matching Prius to @Redlinerobert 's

@Glenn likes sugar - this one is my favorite

@Dwight Hottle set an auction up on the flea market here for his jerkbait collection- I hid it until the last 2 mins and bid $1 to win them all

@00 mod is pregnant.....wait what?

Jeff

 

 

[slonezp]

Tiptruck can speak and write fluently 7 different languages 

[A-Jay]

1 hour ago, slonezp said:

People like me

 

1 hour ago, K_Mac said:

That right there is funny!

I heard from a reliable source that Goose52 has given up fishing, and has turned his intellect and organizational skills to needlepoint.

 

27 minutes ago, 00 mod said:

@Maico1 sold all of his JDM stuff to me for $1

@A-Jay traded his Lund in to buy a matching Prius to @Redlinerobert 's

@Glenn likes sugar - this one is my favorite

@Dwight Hottle set an auction up on the flea market here for his jerkbait collection- I hid it until the last 2 mins and bid $1 to win them all

@00 mod is pregnant.....wait what?

Jeff

 

 

This is me liking these ~ I've done gone & used mine all up today ~

A-Jay

[deaknh03]

52 minutes ago, 00 mod said:

@Maico1 sold all of his JDM stuff to me for $1

@A-Jay traded his Lund in to buy a matching Prius to @Redlinerobert 's

@Glenn likes sugar - this one is my favorite

@Dwight Hottle set an auction up on the flea market here for his jerkbait collection- I hid it until the last 2 mins and bid $1 to win them all

@00 mod is pregnant.....wait what?

Jeff

 

 

One of them is not a rumor...congrats buddy.

29 minutes ago, slonezp said:

Tiptruck can speak and write fluently 7 different languages 

Tiptruck can speak and write fluently 1 language.

[KDW96]

Now for the real truth.

You all are going to donate 1/2 of all your new tackle you get for christmas to me. 1/4 of which i will use,the rest i will just hoard.

Thank you