Herb Did Not Want to Mow the Grass, Anyway

[Sam]

My good friend Herb outside of Charlottesville did not want to mow the grass. But having his riding lawn tractor catch fire was not in the plans.

[Darren.]

Wouldn't happen to be made by Samsung, would it?

[Raul]

What on earth he was trying to mow ? Landmines ?

[Gundog]

15 hours ago, Sam said:

My good friend Herb outside of Charlottesville did not want to mow the grass. But having his riding lawn tractor catch fire was not in the plans.

Was it hit from behind by a Corvair? Dang that Ralph Nadar!

[RAMBLER]

Sure a good thing it didn't happen in the garage!

 

 

[Bankbeater]

DIY upgrade?

[deaknh03]

5 hours ago, Gundog said:

Was it hit from behind by a Corvair? Dang that Ralph Nadar!

It was an AMC lawnmower.

[Fishing Rhino]

Was it made by Ferrari?

[Ratherbfishing]

Oh, yeah.  That'll buff right out.

[.ghoti.]

What was the last thing heard before it all went south?

Hey, watch this!

[Bass Turd]

Never spill your whisky on a hot engine....

[S. Sass]

Was that a Ford lawn tractor?  Lee Iacocca have anything to do with it?