Your assistance is appreciated

[Wildbillb]

So I rode with some friends to go to a wedding 13 hours away over the weekend.  I met them about 5 hours into the trip near our hunting camp.  I left my car at camp parked near the road out of everyone's way.  I returned late Sunday night to find my car with "for sale $2500" followed by my phone number on my window.  Pretty good price for a 2010.  I am not quite sure who the culprits are yet.   I will figure it out at camp next week.

What I am looking for is your help for a harmless prank to return the favor.  My thoughts are a for sale ad on Craigslist being as these old guys don't know how to use it.  

So let's hear some ideas.

[Scott F]

So how many miles are on the car?

[riverbasser]

Well posting something on craigslist for a good deal with give them a ton of texts and phone calls. One of the best pranks me and my friends ever pulled at hunting camp was when we killed a snake and coiled it up on a buddies driver seat. We then tied a rope around the snakes neck and the other end to the door handle. When he opened the door it was like the snake was striking at him. Was hilarious but don't try this on someone with a weak ticker, might give em a heart attack.

[A-Jay]

On the "Culprits" next birthday, give them a nice Happy Birthday card.

In the card include a few Lottery tickets. 

FAKE ONES ~ they look fairly authentic too.

Nothing like thinking you've one $25 Grand . . . .

and then, not so much.

A-Jay

 

[iabass8]

Their picture and phone number on craigslist under thr personals section and into the men seeking men section ought to do it. 

believe me...you will win that war.

if that's too much, wait for a winter storm that drops a lot of snow quick and make a post on craigslist stating you're selling a snow blower for next to nothing and put his # as the contact. 

Friend had that one done to him. Good stuff.

[dwh4784]

I've had an idea brewing for awhile to secretly install an "ice cream man" song on a loudspeaker on a buddies car with a remote or time delay to activate it as he drives away from a function. Haven't figured out the logistics of how to pull it off, but it's going to happen eventually.

[mrmacwvu1]

brake lines are not an option right

[Columbia Craw]

My co-workers and I put an ad in the paper for a free pony and listed our senior guy's phone number for inquiries.

We took another supervisor's locker and put sheet mental screws in the door. When he figured it out and opened the door, it was filled with styrofoam peanuts.

We took three co-workers tighty whiteys and changed the pegs they hung them on when they went for their daily run at lunch. They actually put them on and got dressed.  I laughed my a** off.

We took a new guys street clothes and stapled them to the ceiling like it was a reverse splat.  The ladder mysteriously disappeared.

The guy that did that, came into get dressed in his civies and found his pants soaked in water, tied in knots and frozen in the lunch room refrigerator freezer.

My supervisor was a HARD CORE Washington Huskies fan with season tickets for the last 25 years.  I put a couple of dozen Oregon Duck stickers on his car.

We went to another supervisor's house, drew the diagram of a body on the driveway and put police tape around his yard.

I can neither confirm or deny the aforementioned actually happened. You'll think of something.

 

[Gundog]

3 hours ago, Scott F said:

So how many miles are on the car?

Good one. Seriously how many miles? Still got the new car smell? Does it come with all that new age stuff like wifi and netflicks? Cause I'm a roll the windows down type of guy.

1 hour ago, mrmacwvu1 said:

brake lines are not an option right

Umm....not necessarily. We'll get back to you if this thing gets out of hand...ok?

[deaknh03]

They all get a rainbow or upside down pink triangle sticker placed strategically on their car, so as not to be found for a bit.

[Crappiebasser]

Tape a cardboard sign over his license plate that reads "I hate cops". If he drives a truck with a step bumper tape a beer can or 2 back there like he forgot them. Our HVAC tech made it 4 blocks from work before getting pulled over.

 

[Gundog]

Talking about pranks my mom is the best. Once her and my dad were having an argument over him not cleaning dishes. He said it wasn't his job. That night my mom stayed up and sewed all the flies on his underwear shut. Next day he gets dressed, goes to work and at first break goes to the bathroom and finds out what my mom was up to. When he came home all he said was "Of all the things that need sewing around here". 

[fishinfiend]

14 hours ago, iabass8 said:

 craigslist under thr personals section and into the men seeking men section ought to do it. 

 

was about to post the same!!!

 

or picture of him and another friend and wedding announcement in local paper

[Fishing Rhino]

What's wrong with the good old dog turd smeared on the inside surface of the door handle?  The surface you pull to open the door.

[Glenn]

Doe he have a boat?  If so, change the license plate frame on the trailer to one that says, "This is NOT my husband's boat!"

Trust me, it will take a while before he figures out why all these guys keep driving up beside him, look at him, and then speed away!

 

[Bass Turd]

Grumpy Old Men style... dead fish in the back seat!

[Hog Basser]

While at hunting camp, throw some live chickens in their room when they're asleep followed up by a string of firecrackers.  

[lo n slo]

1 hour ago, Fishing Rhino said:

What's wrong with the good old dog turd smeared on the inside surface of the door handle?  The surface you pull to open the door.

took my friend a while to find the "present" we left for him inside his passenger door storage compartment.

 

[Jtrout]

5 hours ago, lo n slo said:

took my friend a while to find the "present" we left for him inside his passenger door storage compartment.

 

Lol yuck

[deaknh03]

7 hours ago, lo n slo said:

took my friend a while to find the "present" we left for him inside his passenger door storage compartment.

 

Dude that's a punch in the face waiting to happen.

[Last_Cast]

Signed my friend up to a men seeking men site once.

Wasn't happy. 

Nothing like a bunch of emails and texts

[fishinfiend]

1 hour ago, Last_Cast said:

Signed my friend up to a men seeking men site once.

Wasn't happy. 

Nothing like a bunch of emails and texts

love this