A huge dislike for the bait monkey

[Buffdaddy54]

I am really beginning to dislike that darn bait monkey. I've just recently come back to fishing after a 3+ year absence and all ready the BM has gotten me into trouble! I have a perfectly good spinning outfit, and the fact that I really have no idea what I'm doing I should be satisfied just to be getting into the swing of things again. But noooooooo, BM says I need to upgrade my stuff, I need to spend over 200 dollars on new equipment and lures. ( Oh, by the way, I don't even have a fishing license yet) If that hairy beast tells my wife what I did I am going to tie him to the end of my line and go Shark Fishing. Oh wait, if I do that I'm going to need a stronger Rod and reel. DAM_ YOU BAIT MONKEY!!!

 

[Senko lover]

There's a whole support group for this, bro We're here for you 

[A-Jay]

Don't be a hater - be a motivator.

Oh, and get a few TW gift certificates.  They may come in handy.

A-Jay

[Darren.]

The Bait Monkey has, and forever shall be, your friend.

[Bluebasser86]

Just be glad it's the bait monkey and not his big cousin, the boat gorilla. 

["hamma"]

Boat Gorilla got me! newer gas motor 2k, new ulterra 2600, helix 9 1k. and I dont even have my fishing license, Or ability to climb up on the boat to finish installing the helix.,... Im afraid to even look at my tackle now,.lol ,...Maybe someday i will get to fish this fall !!!

[Bankbeater]

On all gift giving occasions ask for gift cards.

[waterdog1]

My wife has been looking for him for years. If she ever gets her hands on him he is one dead "MONKEY"

[A-Jay]

1 minute ago, waterdog1 said:

My wife has been looking for him for years. If she ever gets her hands on him he is one dead "MONKEY"

Many have tried - he's just says bring it on . . .

A-Jay

[Bluebasser86]

3 hours ago, Bankbeater said:

On all gift giving occasions ask for gift cards.

My entire wife's family (my wife included), has an aversion to giving gift cards because they view it as a lazy gift. I really wish there was a way to change their view of it. 

[jdw174]

The bait monkey has no standing whatsoever around my house.  He doesn't even show up here any longer.  I've got more lures than I'll ever use, from cranks to plastics.  If I lose something that's been catching fish, I'll replace it.  Otherwise I give the BM a half of a peace sign and go my merry way...

[A-Jay]

2 minutes ago, jdw174 said:

I give the BM a half of a peace sign and go my merry way...

LOL ~

Which half ?

A-Jay

[Hez]

39 minutes ago, A-Jay said:

LOL ~

Which half ?

A-Jay

Mr. A-Jay is a funny guy this morning

 

[A-Jay]

1 hour ago, Bluebasser86 said:

My entire wife's family (my wife included), has an aversion to giving gift cards because they view it as a lazy gift. I really wish there was a way to change their view of it. 

Return all their gifts to the store . . . and tell them.

A-Jay

[Raul]

15 hours ago, Buffdaddy54 said:

I need to spend over 200 dollars on new equipment and lures.

Hmmm ...... 200 bones ain´t that much, I can easily spend that just in sinkers.

[Choporoz]

4 minutes ago, Raul said:

Hmmm ...... 200 bones ain´t that much, I can easily spend that just in sinkers.

No joke.

 

If I haven't spent $50 in the last ten days, TW calls to see if I'm ok.

[A-Jay]

4 minutes ago, Choporoz said:

No joke.

 

If I haven't spent $50 in the last ten days, TW calls to see if I'm ok.

Laughed right out loud !

A-Jay

[Raul]

7 minutes ago, Choporoz said:

No joke.

 

If I haven't spent $50 in the last ten days, TW calls to see if I'm ok.

[Gundog]

6 hours ago, Bankbeater said:

On all gift giving occasions ask for gift cards.

 

1 hour ago, A-Jay said:

Return all their gifts to the store . . . and tell them.

A-Jay

^^^^These^^^^^^ But I normally don't tell them I returned their gifts. But I do show them the new lures I bought soo.....its pretty much the same thing.