Email notifications

Fishing Rhino · April 8, 2016

It used to be that when I got an email that someone had responded to a private message, I could read the message on the email.

Now, when I get a notice, I get this jibberish where the message used to be. I'm sure it's not jibberish to those literate in computerese, but to me, I cannot make hide nor hair out of it.

Not a big deal since I can get to the message on the forum.

Just wondering what happened.

"Bass Fishing Forums

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"/>
<title>00 mod has sent you a message</title>
<style type="text/css">

#outlook a {padding:0;}
body{width:100% !important; -webkit-text-size-adjust:100%; -ms-text-size-adjust:100%; margin:0; padding:0;}
.ExternalClass {width:100%;}
.ExternalClass, .ExternalClass p, .ExternalClass span, .ExternalClass font, .ExternalClass td, .ExternalClass div {line-height: 100%;}
#backgroundTable {margin:0; padding:0; width:100% !important; line-height: 100% !important;}

img {outline:none; text-decoration:none; -ms-interpolation-mode: bicubic;}
a img {border:none;}
.image_fix {display:block;}

p {margin: 1em 0;}

h1 { color: white !important; }
h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {color: #333333 !important;}

h1 a:active, h2 a:active, h3 a:active, h4 a:active, h5 a:active, h6 a:active {
color: red !important;
}

h1 a:visited, h2 a:visited, h3 a:visited, h4 a:visited, h5 a:visited, h6 a:visited {
color: purple !important;
}

table td {border-collapse: collapse;}

table { border-collapse:collapse; mso-table-lspace:0pt; mso-table-rspace:0pt; }

a {color: #4a8aca;}

/* Unhides cells that we set to hide in the HTML in case the client doesn't support style properly */
*[class~=hidePhone] {
display : block !important;
width : auto !important;
max-height: inherit !important;
overflow : visible !important;
float : none !important;
}

*[class~=hidePhone][width="30"] {
width: 30px !important;
}

*[class~=hidePhone][width="40"] {
width: 40px !important;
}

td[class~=hidePhone] {
display: table-cell !important;
}

@media only screen and (max-device-width: 480px) {
a[href^="tel"], a[href^="sms"] {
text-decoration: none;
color: blue;
pointer-events: none;
cursor: default;
}

.mobile_link a[href^="tel"], .mobile_link a[href^="sms"] {
text-decoration: default;
color: orange !important;
pointer-events: auto;
cursor: default;
}"

deaknh03 · April 8, 2016

Perhaps thats the reply to your message.

Fishing Rhino · April 8, 2016

That's a possibility, but when I open the message on the forum, it makes sense. We have spell checkers. Maybe there is a feature that intuitively makes sense out of the jibberish when it's originally sent, and puts the translation in the post.

Nitrofreak · April 8, 2016

I think I can help decipher what you have here.

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">

Obviously this is a text type document, ok, so far so good.

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"/>
<title>00 mod has sent you a message</title>
<style type="text/css">

It appears here that 00 has used his head to send you a message, makes sense so far.

#outlook a {padding:0;}
body{width:100% !important; -webkit-text-size-adjust:100%; -ms-text-size-adjust:100%; margin:0; padding:0;}
.ExternalClass {width:100%;}
.ExternalClass, .ExternalClass p, .ExternalClass span, .ExternalClass font, .ExternalClass td, .ExternalClass div {line-height: 100%;}
#backgroundTable {margin:0; padding:0; width:100% !important; line-height: 100% !important;}

It appears here that he is sending some type of protection warning about protecting your body with external class padding that is laying on the table in the background.

img {outline:none; text-decoration:none; -ms-interpolation-mode: bicubic;}
a img {border:none;}
.image_fix {display:block;}

p {margin: 1em 0;}

h1 { color: white !important; }
h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {color: #333333 !important;}

Obviously the color white is important, I'm assuming he is referring to the padding on the table in the background?

h1 a:active, h2 a:active, h3 a:active, h4 a:active, h5 a:active, h6 a:active {
color: red !important;
}

I think it's obvious here that he congratulates you on living a very active lifestyle and thinks the red shirt your wearing is important.

h1 a:visited, h2 a:visited, h3 a:visited, h4 a:visited, h5 a:visited, h6 a:visited {
color: purple !important;
}

Looks like he has come to visit you on several occasions wearing the important purple color, not sure however if he is admitting to you that he is in fact, the real tooth fairy...

table td {border-collapse: collapse;}

table { border-collapse:collapse; mso-table-lspace:0pt; mso-table-rspace:0pt; }

Obviously the table in the background collapsed.

a {color: #4a8aca;}

/* Unhides cells that we set to hide in the HTML in case the client doesn't support style properly */
*[class~=hidePhone] {
display : block !important;
width : auto !important;
max-height: inherit !important;
overflow : visible !important;
float : none !important;
}

*[class~=hidePhone][width="30"] {
width: 30px !important;
}

*[class~=hidePhone][width="40"] {
width: 40px !important;
}

td[class~=hidePhone] {
display: table-cell !important;
}

@media only screen and (max-device-width: 480px) {
a[href^="tel"], a[href^="sms"] {
text-decoration: none;
color: blue;
pointer-events: none;
cursor: default;
}

.mobile_link a[href^="tel"], .mobile_link a[href^="sms"] {
text-decoration: default;
color: orange !important;
pointer-events: auto;
cursor: default;
}"

Not sure about this part, it's repeated several times how important it is to hide your phone, or maybe it's telling you to paint your phone to disguise it, or he could be telling you to put down your phone and grab a bag of skittles...

Recap,

00Mod left you a message about all the white body padding he left for you on the table that had collapsed in the background while coming to retrieve a tooth you left under your pillow in the purple outfit he was wearing and took notice of the red shirt you were sleeping in that proclaimed you lived an active lifestyle and that he painted your phone and then hid it from you because it contained evidence of him in his purple winged outfit, he was also trying to let you know that these were hard times and that a monetary offering was not possible at this time so he slipped a bag of skittles under your pillow.

00 mod · April 8, 2016

@Nitrofreak how did you figure out my secret code? LOL

Jeff

Nitrofreak · April 8, 2016

2 minutes ago, 00 mod said:

@Nitrofreak how did you figure out my secret code? LOL

Jeff

Just a lucky guess, but now that I have conformation I would like to take this opportunity to let you know that I have two grandsons now so, when you come to visit them, hit me up, we can go fishing, just leave the outfit in the truck... LOL !!

Glenn · April 8, 2016

LMAO!!! This is hilarious!

Well played!

Now, back to the original issue - looks like you have "html" turned off in your email client, but the email notifications are in "html". Therefore, your email client is showing all the html code.

So you need to change the setting in your email client to read "html" or "rich text".

Glenn

A-Jay · April 8, 2016

@Nitrofreak

Wacky Translations Skill Level ~ MASTER.

So Good.

A-Jay

Nitrofreak · April 8, 2016

1 hour ago, A-Jay said:

@Nitrofreak

Wacky Translations Skill Level ~ MASTER.

So Good.

A-Jay

Wacky translation school = educated at the school of hard knocks, $12,569.62

Time taken to achieve the Master skill level = A lifetime

Finding out that the Tooth Fairy actually does exist and just happens to be one of our very own BR members = Priceless !!!

K_Mac · April 8, 2016

Nitro I am impressed with your ability to translate unintelligible text. I have in the past received correspondence from the IRS that made about as much sense as the above. Anyone who has ever dealt with the IRS knows that talking to a living employee who is both willing and able to help is nearly impossible. Your skills would have been very valuable to me. Maybe you have a new sideline?

Fishing Rhino · April 8, 2016

6 hours ago, Nitrofreak said:

I think I can help decipher what you have here.

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">

Obviously this is a text type document, ok, so far so good.

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"/>
<title>00 mod has sent you a message</title>
<style type="text/css">

It appears here that 00 has used his head to send you a message, makes sense so far.

#outlook a {padding:0;}
body{width:100% !important; -webkit-text-size-adjust:100%; -ms-text-size-adjust:100%; margin:0; padding:0;}
.ExternalClass {width:100%;}
.ExternalClass, .ExternalClass p, .ExternalClass span, .ExternalClass font, .ExternalClass td, .ExternalClass div {line-height: 100%;}
#backgroundTable {margin:0; padding:0; width:100% !important; line-height: 100% !important;}

It appears here that he is sending some type of protection warning about protecting your body with external class padding that is laying on the table in the background.

img {outline:none; text-decoration:none; -ms-interpolation-mode: bicubic;}
a img {border:none;}
.image_fix {display:block;}

p {margin: 1em 0;}

h1 { color: white !important; }
h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {color: #333333 !important;}

Obviously the color white is important, I'm assuming he is referring to the padding on the table in the background?

h1 a:active, h2 a:active, h3 a:active, h4 a:active, h5 a:active, h6 a:active {
color: red !important;
}

I think it's obvious here that he congratulates you on living a very active lifestyle and thinks the red shirt your wearing is important.

h1 a:visited, h2 a:visited, h3 a:visited, h4 a:visited, h5 a:visited, h6 a:visited {
color: purple !important;
}

Looks like he has come to visit you on several occasions wearing the important purple color, not sure however if he is admitting to you that he is in fact, the real tooth fairy...

table td {border-collapse: collapse;}

table { border-collapse:collapse; mso-table-lspace:0pt; mso-table-rspace:0pt; }

Obviously the table in the background collapsed.

a {color: #4a8aca;}

/* Unhides cells that we set to hide in the HTML in case the client doesn't support style properly */
*[class~=hidePhone] {
display : block !important;
width : auto !important;
max-height: inherit !important;
overflow : visible !important;
float : none !important;
}

*[class~=hidePhone][width="30"] {
width: 30px !important;
}

*[class~=hidePhone][width="40"] {
width: 40px !important;
}

td[class~=hidePhone] {
display: table-cell !important;
}

@media only screen and (max-device-width: 480px) {
a[href^="tel"], a[href^="sms"] {
text-decoration: none;
color: blue;
pointer-events: none;
cursor: default;
}

.mobile_link a[href^="tel"], .mobile_link a[href^="sms"] {
text-decoration: default;
color: orange !important;
pointer-events: auto;
cursor: default;
}"

Not sure about this part, it's repeated several times how important it is to hide your phone, or maybe it's telling you to paint your phone to disguise it, or he could be telling you to put down your phone and grab a bag of skittles...

Recap,

00Mod left you a message about all the white body padding he left for you on the table that had collapsed in the background while coming to retrieve a tooth you left under your pillow in the purple outfit he was wearing and took notice of the red shirt you were sleeping in that proclaimed you lived an active lifestyle and that he painted your phone and then hid it from you because it contained evidence of him in his purple winged outfit, he was also trying to let you know that these were hard times and that a monetary offering was not possible at this time so he slipped a bag of skittles under your pillow.

I wish I hadn't asked. Sensory overload has been reached.

deaknh03 · April 8, 2016

7 hours ago, Nitrofreak said:

I think I can help decipher what you have here.

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">

Obviously this is a text type document, ok, so far so good.

<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"/>
<title>00 mod has sent you a message</title>
<style type="text/css">

It appears here that 00 has used his head to send you a message, makes sense so far.

#outlook a {padding:0;}
body{width:100% !important; -webkit-text-size-adjust:100%; -ms-text-size-adjust:100%; margin:0; padding:0;}
.ExternalClass {width:100%;}
.ExternalClass, .ExternalClass p, .ExternalClass span, .ExternalClass font, .ExternalClass td, .ExternalClass div {line-height: 100%;}
#backgroundTable {margin:0; padding:0; width:100% !important; line-height: 100% !important;}

It appears here that he is sending some type of protection warning about protecting your body with external class padding that is laying on the table in the background.

img {outline:none; text-decoration:none; -ms-interpolation-mode: bicubic;}
a img {border:none;}
.image_fix {display:block;}

p {margin: 1em 0;}

h1 { color: white !important; }
h2, h3, h4, h5, h6 {color: #333333 !important;}

Obviously the color white is important, I'm assuming he is referring to the padding on the table in the background?

h1 a:active, h2 a:active, h3 a:active, h4 a:active, h5 a:active, h6 a:active {
color: red !important;
}

I think it's obvious here that he congratulates you on living a very active lifestyle and thinks the red shirt your wearing is important.

h1 a:visited, h2 a:visited, h3 a:visited, h4 a:visited, h5 a:visited, h6 a:visited {
color: purple !important;
}

Looks like he has come to visit you on several occasions wearing the important purple color, not sure however if he is admitting to you that he is in fact, the real tooth fairy...

table td {border-collapse: collapse;}

table { border-collapse:collapse; mso-table-lspace:0pt; mso-table-rspace:0pt; }

Obviously the table in the background collapsed.

a {color: #4a8aca;}

/* Unhides cells that we set to hide in the HTML in case the client doesn't support style properly */
*[class~=hidePhone] {
display : block !important;
width : auto !important;
max-height: inherit !important;
overflow : visible !important;
float : none !important;
}

*[class~=hidePhone][width="30"] {
width: 30px !important;
}

*[class~=hidePhone][width="40"] {
width: 40px !important;
}

td[class~=hidePhone] {
display: table-cell !important;
}

@media only screen and (max-device-width: 480px) {
a[href^="tel"], a[href^="sms"] {
text-decoration: none;
color: blue;
pointer-events: none;
cursor: default;
}

.mobile_link a[href^="tel"], .mobile_link a[href^="sms"] {
text-decoration: default;
color: orange !important;
pointer-events: auto;
cursor: default;
}"

Not sure about this part, it's repeated several times how important it is to hide your phone, or maybe it's telling you to paint your phone to disguise it, or he could be telling you to put down your phone and grab a bag of skittles...

Recap,

00Mod left you a message about all the white body padding he left for you on the table that had collapsed in the background while coming to retrieve a tooth you left under your pillow in the purple outfit he was wearing and took notice of the red shirt you were sleeping in that proclaimed you lived an active lifestyle and that he painted your phone and then hid it from you because it contained evidence of him in his purple winged outfit, he was also trying to let you know that these were hard times and that a monetary offering was not possible at this time so he slipped a bag of skittles under your pillow.

Someone has a little bit too much time on their hands..

Nitrofreak · April 8, 2016

2 hours ago, K_Mac said:

Nitro I am impressed with your ability to translate unintelligible text. I have in the past received correspondence from the IRS that made about as much sense as the above. Anyone who has ever dealt with the IRS knows that talking to a living employee who is both willing and able to help is nearly impossible. Your skills would have been very valuable to me. Maybe you have a new sideline?

AH YES, The Income Redistribution Society... I am fully aware of their shenanigans my friend !

25 minutes ago, deaknh03 said:

Someone has a little bit too much time on their hands..

I'm just not myself without a snickers bar... and a Budweiser... I think I'll just stop right there. LOL !!

Nitrofreak · April 8, 2016

1 hour ago, Fishing Rhino said:

I wish I hadn't asked. Sensory overload has been reached.

They make a pill for that you know...

Fishing Rhino · April 9, 2016

6 hours ago, Nitrofreak said:

They make a pill for that you know...

Yes, but like with some retirement accounts, there can be a severe interest penalty for early withdrawal.

Nitrofreak · April 9, 2016

9 hours ago, Fishing Rhino said:

Yes, but like with some retirement accounts, there can be a severe interest penalty for early withdrawal.

LOL !!!

Fishes in trees · April 11, 2016

It is almost 3 am. I just thought I'd let everyone know that Zipline Brewing out of Lincoln, Nebraska makes a decent IPA.

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