Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted December 1, 2015 Super User Posted December 1, 2015 We went to Chik Fil A for breakfast and so the two kids could play on the indoor playground. Basically contained chaos while their mom is at the dentist. Well, the 2 year old had to go to the potty. So I tell the 4 year old I'm taking his brother to the potty. Thus the tale begins. There was an overly large man locked in the stall doing God he only knows what. So we had to wait for hime to finish. Then the 2 year old has technical difficulties. All in all it took close to 10 minutes from when we first left. We come walking back to the table and there is the 4 year old with the 2 store managers. He came out of the play area and informed the managers that we had left him there, and that he was certain because he had counted the cars in the parking lot and that ours wasn't there. All the while he sitting there looking right at our car. At least the managers found the whole thing amusing. They even went and got two stuffed cows and gave them to the boys. Thus concludes my tale for the day. 4 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted December 1, 2015 Author Super User Posted December 1, 2015 Thank God he didn't pull what my buddies 7 year old did. My buddy is a massive biker. He has tattoos running up his neck and both arms chest and back are completely inked out. Bald headed and pretty dang intimidating looking. He took his 7 year old to the park and told the child it was time to go home after about 2 hours. To which the child starts yelling, "who are you mister!? Stranger Danger Stranger Danger!!" The moms that were there called the cops and wouldn't let him near his own child. All the while his son has a massive grin on his face and resumes playing. His wife had to come down and tell the cops that it truly was his son. This was after he got mouthy with the cops. 3 Quote
Turkey sandwich Posted December 1, 2015 Posted December 1, 2015 This is why I'm glad I'm not a parent. By giving your kids toys, does that reward them doing ridiculous ****? and your friend... That kid is awful, but the story is hilarious! Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted December 1, 2015 Super User Posted December 1, 2015 You left a 4 year old alone for 10 minutes in a public place...are you trying to lose your kid? 4 Quote
Global Moderator Mike L Posted December 1, 2015 Global Moderator Posted December 1, 2015 I won't comment on what you do with your own child...If I agree or not. But that other kid yelling out what he did..He wouldn't be able to.... Never mind, forget it. Mike Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted December 1, 2015 Author Super User Posted December 1, 2015 You left a 4 year old alone for 10 minutes in a public place...are you trying to lose your kid? Yup he was left alone. A mere 25 feet from me. That's what makes it so ridiculous. For 6 of those 10 minutes he was within my view. Apparently everyone other than the store managers knew he was there with me. Including the mom whose child was playing with him. She also told the managers that I had taking his brother to the restroom. Obviously they didn't listen to her. Stop jumping to conclusions my friend. I also leave them alone in the Harley shops and bike shops I frequent. I've been known to take my oldest to 1 percenter club houses as well. One of which is the largest Motor cycle club in the world. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted December 1, 2015 Author Super User Posted December 1, 2015 I won't comment on what you do with your own child...If I agree or not. But that other kid yelling out what he did..He wouldn't be able to.... Never mind, forget it. Mike He never said what happened out of it. However you are probably correct in what you are not saying. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted December 1, 2015 Author Super User Posted December 1, 2015 Nice avatar!I thought so too. I was wondering how long until you noticed it. 1 Quote
Super User slonezp Posted December 1, 2015 Super User Posted December 1, 2015 I'm laid up. I'll be on the computer quite a bit over the next couple weeks Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted December 1, 2015 Author Super User Posted December 1, 2015 I'm laid up. I'll be on the computer quite a bit over the next couple weeks Gotta cut on again did ya? Quote
Super User slonezp Posted December 1, 2015 Super User Posted December 1, 2015 Yep. had the staples removed yesterday. Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted December 1, 2015 Super User Posted December 1, 2015 Yup he was left alone. A mere 25 feet from me. That's what makes it so ridiculous. For 6 of those 10 minutes he was within my view. Apparently everyone other than the store managers knew he was there with me. Including the mom whose child was playing with him. She also told the managers that I had taking his brother to the restroom. Obviously they didn't listen to her. Stop jumping to conclusions my friend. I also leave them alone in the Harley shops and bike shops I frequent. I've been known to take my oldest to 1 percenter club houses as well. One of which is the largest Motor cycle club in the world. J, don't take offense, you said you were gone for 10 minutes..in the times we live in now, 1 minute is too long. 2 Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted December 1, 2015 Super User Posted December 1, 2015 Nice avatar. Maybe you could get Ted Turner to colorize it like he did with old black and white movies. Why didn't you knock on the door to the ladies room and if not occupied use that. You wouldn't be the first. I've stood guard by the door when my wife had to use the men's room. 1 Quote
Super User Senko lover Posted December 2, 2015 Super User Posted December 2, 2015 I won't comment on what you do with your own child...If I agree or not. But that other kid yelling out what he did..He wouldn't be able to.... Never mind, forget it. Mike haha Quote
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