Bass Resource Becoming On-Line Equivalent Of Weekly World News?

[desmobob]

We have posts on Bigfoot, giant spiders, sea monsters, ghosts...  no batboy stories yet, though.

 

 

But anyway, did I tell you guys about the 23 pound grasshopper I shot?

 

 

Tight lines,

Bob

[Darren.]

Well now that you mention Bat Boy ....

[Redlinerobert]

Bass resource?  Hardly.  Off topic?  Absolutely.

[F14A-B]

Super Double issue eh ? Saddam vs Bush.. Lol

[desmobob]

Super Double issue eh ? Saddam vs Bush.. Lol

 

I loved that publication!  I always thought about subscribing but by the time I figured I would, they folded (2007).  It was the "professional wrestling" of newspapers... a few thought it was real; others enjoyed it as humor.

 

There were even T-shirts available showing some of their best cover stories, including the "farmer shoots 23-pound grasshopper" thing in my post.  Good stuff!

 

Tight lines,

Bob

[68camaro]

 It was the "professional wrestling" of newspapers... a few thought it was real; others enjoyed it as humor.

 

WHAT! Your joking right, I thought they couldn't print it if it wasn't true. At least we still have the Enquirer.

[5 Dollar Fishing Game]

FAKE! That grasshopper is no more than 20lbs.........

[Redlinerobert]

We have posts on Bigfoot, giant spiders, sea monsters, ghosts...  no batboy stories yet, though.

 

 

But anyway, did I tell you guys about the 23 pound grasshopper I shot?

 

 

Tight lines,

Bob

 

Taste like chicken?

[desmobob]

Taste like chicken?

 

 

Good question!  Can you imagine how hard it would be to cut into an insect that large to field dress it?  I think you'd need a pretty stout, serrated knife...

 

Come to think of it, I have eaten crickets, but not grasshoppers.  I bought a small box of them at a nature museum gift shop.  The crickets were fried, and salt-and-vinegar flavored.  They were light as a feather, so I guess all the liquids cook out of them in the deep frier.  They tasted like...  salt and vinegar.  Nothing else.

 

Tight lines,

Bob

[Redlinerobert]

In Mexico, you can get 'chapulines' in restaurants. 

 

[bigbill]

Some eateries here are changing there menus to all ethnic back grounds. Sounds like more middle east and Mexican foods.

[bigbill]

We have posts on Bigfoot, giant spiders, sea monsters, ghosts...  no batboy stories yet, though.

 

 

But anyway, did I tell you guys about the 23 pound grasshopper I shot?

 

 

Tight lines,

Bob

Big bass bait?

[desmobob]

Big bass bait?

 

 

GIANT bluegill and pumpkinseed bait!  

 

Tight lines,

Bob

[bigbill]

If we fry the giant grasshopper the wings taste crispy like potato chips. The trout tails do when we fry them.

[Fishing Rhino]

FAKE! That grasshopper is no more than 20lbs.........

You are correct.  Just after the picture was taken five pounds of lead bird shot fell out of its mouth.  Grasshoppers Unlimited has disallowed the weight, and is considering sanctions against Big Bill.

[68camaro]

so I guess all the liquids cook out of them in the deep frier.

Bob

Thats how you eat a worm, dry it out, leaves the protein and makes them more palatable.

[desmobob]

Thats how you eat a worm, dry it out, leaves the protein and makes them more palatable.

 

I'll take your word for it!  

 

Tight lines,

Bob

[5 Dollar Fishing Game]

[5 Dollar Fishing Game]

I'll pass on eating the worms and insects lol

[bigbill]

You are correct.  Just after the picture was taken five pounds of lead bird shot fell out of its mouth.  Grasshoppers Unlimited has disallowed the weight, and is considering sanctions against Big Bill.

Sanctions against me? I know nothing. Lol

[DogBone_384]

This kind of stuff keeps we northerners (Yanks) busy while we're not fishing... Keep it coming!

[Big C]

Taste like chicken?

 

Shrimp.

[Fishing Rhino]

Sanctions against me? I know nothing. Lol

Sgt. Schultz, is that you?

[J Francho]

Lol

[bigbill]

Sgt. Schultz, is that you?

I'm his brother.