Super User Sam Posted October 6, 2015 Super User Posted October 6, 2015 A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it. A passer-by remarked, ..."That guy must have been a very avid fisherman." "Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners. As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife." 7 Quote
Super User senile1 Posted October 6, 2015 Super User Posted October 6, 2015 Funny. He will probably be buying a bigger boat in the near future as well. Quote
PourMyOwn Posted October 6, 2015 Posted October 6, 2015 Funny. He will probably be buying a bigger boat in the near future as well. And that's why everyone needs life insurance! Quote
Super User Felix77 Posted October 6, 2015 Super User Posted October 6, 2015 Wow. Went into this post all seroius. Now I can't stop laughing. 2 Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted October 6, 2015 Super User Posted October 6, 2015 ha! classic. 1 Quote
Super User bigbill Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 We have a bill board sign on the highway cremation specials $999.99 No truck, no boat or gas needed. Quote
Super User Darren. Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 I'm with Felix. I thought this was a sad post deserving of condolences... Perhaps it still is. LOL. Quote
Super User Senko lover Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 He's probably feeling like a free man now, no $1000 limit on his TW orders...... 1 Quote
Super User Raul Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 What a fortunate man, now he can upgrade for better boat and gear and there will be nobody busting his balls nagging: " you already have it " " another rod ?!? " " what do you want that for", ya know, stuff like that. Quote
Super User Catch and Grease Posted October 7, 2015 Super User Posted October 7, 2015 Hey you don't joke about death. Just kidding that was hilarious! Quote
Super User gardnerjigman Posted October 8, 2015 Super User Posted October 8, 2015 He's probably feeling like a free man now, no $1000 limit on his TW orders...... Good to see you have a healthy imagination!!! Let me know how that works when you get married. Lol Quote
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